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Author:  finlay666 [ Wed Mar 17, 2010 3:02 am ]
Post subject:  Policewoman cockblocks man
Well, dodges more like

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/nor ... 570398.stm

*NSFW LYRICS* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvVTnG87 ... re=related :lol:
Author:  veato [ Wed Mar 17, 2010 8:29 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Policewoman cockblocks man
Quote:
Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way.


Holy [LIFTED]. Funniest news story ever.

Quote:
"The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."


Evasive action? How big is his pork sword? :lol:
Author:  cloaked_wolf [ Wed Mar 17, 2010 8:39 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Policewoman cockblocks man
What I wanna know is, how tall was the police woman? The guy stood up, had his wang out and tried to hit her on the head. No offence but unless he was on stilts or she was a midget...

...unless she was kneeling down or somethin...<sniggers>
Author:  belchingmatt [ Wed Mar 17, 2010 8:57 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Policewoman cockblocks man
cloaked_wolf wrote:
What I wanna know is, how tall was the police woman? The guy stood up, had his wang out and tried to hit her on the head. No offence but unless he was on stilts or she was a midget...

...unless she was kneeling down or somethin...<sniggers>


I guessed he was standing on the sofa. Then again cops aren't as tall as they used to be.
Author:  pcernie [ Wed Mar 17, 2010 11:48 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Policewoman cockblocks man
*Oz accent* That's not a truncheon. This is a truncheon *Oz accent*

:lol:
Author:  AlunD [ Wed Mar 17, 2010 11:49 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Policewoman cockblocks man
pcernie wrote:
*Oz accent* That's not a truncheon. This is a truncheon *Oz accent*

:lol:

:lol:
Author:  Linux_User [ Wed Mar 17, 2010 12:08 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Policewoman cockblocks man
pcernie wrote:
*Oz accent* That's not a truncheon. This is a truncheon *Oz accent*

:lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  Amnesia10 [ Thu Mar 18, 2010 6:29 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Policewoman cockblocks man
pcernie wrote:
*Oz accent* That's not a truncheon. This is a truncheon *Oz accent*

:lol:

Yes but it is not quite the same with a Lithuanian accent. Maybe it is all lost in translation. ;)
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