Reply to topic  [ 7 posts ] 
Air passengers 'more trusting of pilots who sound posh' 
Author Message
Legend
User avatar

Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:02 am
Posts: 29240
Location: Guantanamo Bay (thanks bobbdobbs)
Reply with quote
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/trave ... -posh.html

Quote:
Four-out-of-five airline passengers feel more at ease if their pilot speaks with a "posh" voice, according to new research.
And while air travellers are also reassured by Scottish and Newcastle accents, 76 per cent said that they would take no comfort from hearing a Birmingham voice over the tannoy.

Snobs though I would expect blind panic if they ever heard a scouse accent. :D

_________________
Do concentrate, 007...

"You are gifted. Mine is bordering on seven seconds."

https://www.dropbox.com/referrals/NTg5MzczNTk

http://astore.amazon.co.uk/wwwx404couk-21


Sun Mar 28, 2010 5:30 pm
Profile
I haven't seen my friends in so long
User avatar

Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:10 pm
Posts: 5490
Location: just behind you!
Reply with quote
Amnesia10 wrote:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/travelnews/7532922/Air-passengers-more-trusting-of-pilots-who-sound-posh.html

Quote:
Four-out-of-five airline passengers feel more at ease if their pilot speaks with a "posh" voice, according to new research.
And while air travellers are also reassured by Scottish and Newcastle accents, 76 per cent said that they would take no comfort from hearing a Birmingham voice over the tannoy.

Snobs though I would expect blind panic if they ever heard a scouse accent. :D


what about a middle eastern accent :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

_________________
johnwbfc wrote:
I care not which way round it is as long as at some point some sort of semi-naked wrestling is involved.

Amnesia10 wrote:
Yes but the opportunity to legally kill someone with a giant dildo does not happen every day.

Finally joined Flickr


Sun Mar 28, 2010 5:30 pm
Profile
Legend
User avatar

Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:02 am
Posts: 29240
Location: Guantanamo Bay (thanks bobbdobbs)
Reply with quote
bobbdobbs wrote:
what about a middle eastern accent :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

This is Captain Aziz on this the London to Paris flight stopping in Beirut for refueling.

_________________
Do concentrate, 007...

"You are gifted. Mine is bordering on seven seconds."

https://www.dropbox.com/referrals/NTg5MzczNTk

http://astore.amazon.co.uk/wwwx404couk-21


Sun Mar 28, 2010 8:00 pm
Profile
What's a life?
User avatar

Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:56 pm
Posts: 12030
Reply with quote
My favourite in flight pilot tale comes courtesy of a friend Luke.
Luke was on a flight to Switzerland, with his friend Tom, who we nicknamed The Wookee.
So, Luke and Wookee were sat on the plane, when the pilot, a Hans Olo gave his announcement.
Luke... Wookee... Hans Olo... flying...

Life rarely gifts such circumstance.

_________________
www.alexsmall.co.uk

Charlie Brooker wrote:
Windows works for me. But I'd never recommend it to anybody else, ever.


Sun Mar 28, 2010 8:09 pm
Profile
What's a life?
User avatar

Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:21 am
Posts: 12700
Location: The Right Side of the Pennines (metaphorically & geographically)
Reply with quote
That's just reminded me of a very funny BA pilot on a flight from Birmingham to Aberdeen a few years ago.

_________________
pcernie wrote:
'I'm going to snort this off your arse - for the benefit of government statistics, of course.'


Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:28 pm
Profile WWW
Occasionally has a life
User avatar

Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:33 pm
Posts: 491
Location: UK, England.
Reply with quote
l3v1ck wrote:
That's just reminded me of a very funny BA pilot on a flight from Birmingham to Aberdeen a few years ago.


Care to enlighten us?

We once had a female pilot, there was a huge cheer when she parked the plane.

_________________
Twitter: AdamW89
Flickr: The Hobgob

Nietzsche wrote:
Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.


Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:47 pm
Profile
What's a life?
User avatar

Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:21 am
Posts: 12700
Location: The Right Side of the Pennines (metaphorically & geographically)
Reply with quote
TheHobgob wrote:
l3v1ck wrote:
That's just reminded me of a very funny BA pilot on a flight from Birmingham to Aberdeen a few years ago.
Care to enlighten us?

There were snow/slash rain storm in the area. He aborted the first landing as one was right over the airport, which he then followed up with the following announcement (in a typical posh pilot voice).
"Good evening ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid there will be a few minutes delay before we land. I've asked the airport to run some skid tests on the runway after that last squall as I expect the runway is wet and slippy, and I don't do wet and slippy."

_________________
pcernie wrote:
'I'm going to snort this off your arse - for the benefit of government statistics, of course.'


Mon Mar 29, 2010 8:08 am
Profile WWW
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Reply to topic   [ 7 posts ] 

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 8 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group
Designed by ST Software.