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Scantily-dressed women cause earthquakes, Iranian cleric say
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Amnesia10
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... -says.html Yes these women are responsible for the earthquake in Iran. 
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ProfessorF
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It all makes sense now - I knew they were up to something, but this explains everything.
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paulzolo
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He may be on to something here. What are they doing to cause volcanic eruptions? 
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Amnesia10
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I do not think that we are [LIFTED] crazy enough to know. We need these clerics to tell us!  _________________Do concentrate, 007... "You are gifted. Mine is bordering on seven seconds." https://www.dropbox.com/referrals/NTg5MzczNTkhttp://astore.amazon.co.uk/wwwx404couk-21
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pcernie
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If you're working on that basis, Jordan's the equivalent of that 2012 film _________________Plain English advice on everything money, purchase and service related:
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Amnesia10
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For a second I was thinking of the country, and what did you mean? Then realised the other Jordan.  _________________Do concentrate, 007... "You are gifted. Mine is bordering on seven seconds." https://www.dropbox.com/referrals/NTg5MzczNTkhttp://astore.amazon.co.uk/wwwx404couk-21
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eddie543
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What if I love a good earthquake, didn't think that through did they... no.
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Amnesia10
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Come on Jordan strip off I have never felt a decent earthquake before!
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1Razor
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I don't know about Earthquakes but I've had few Rock My Boat before...
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Amnesia10
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Dont most scantily clad women have that effect?  _________________Do concentrate, 007... "You are gifted. Mine is bordering on seven seconds." https://www.dropbox.com/referrals/NTg5MzczNTkhttp://astore.amazon.co.uk/wwwx404couk-21
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ShockWaffle
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If all the scantily clad women in the world unclasped their wonderbras at once, where would the tsunami happen?
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veato
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[Insert earthquake in my trousers joke here]
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pcernie
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"She's a 4.5 on the 'Godamn, Ho!' scale!"
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l3v1ck
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That that were true, every city in the UK would have earthquakes measuring 12 on the Richter scale every Friday night.
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Amnesia10
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Don't forget Saturday night as well. Though it could be cumulative. It has to climb up over a threshold before we have the earthquake? And then it is like a referred injury where the cause is in one part of the body but the symptoms appear in another. So too many naked ladies in Bolton cause an earthquake in Iran? _________________Do concentrate, 007... "You are gifted. Mine is bordering on seven seconds." https://www.dropbox.com/referrals/NTg5MzczNTkhttp://astore.amazon.co.uk/wwwx404couk-21
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