http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... -says.html
Yes these women are responsible for the earthquake in Iran.
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| Author: | Amnesia10 [ Mon Apr 19, 2010 8:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Scantily-dressed women cause earthquakes, Iranian cleric say |
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... -says.html Yes these women are responsible for the earthquake in Iran.
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| Author: | ProfessorF [ Mon Apr 19, 2010 8:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Scantily-dressed women cause earthquakes, Iranian cleric say |
It all makes sense now - I knew they were up to something, but this explains everything. |
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| Author: | paulzolo [ Mon Apr 19, 2010 8:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Scantily-dressed women cause earthquakes, Iranian cleric say |
He may be on to something here. What are they doing to cause volcanic eruptions? 
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| Author: | Amnesia10 [ Mon Apr 19, 2010 8:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Scantily-dressed women cause earthquakes, Iranian cleric say |
I do not think that we are [LIFTED] crazy enough to know. We need these clerics to tell us! 
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| Author: | pcernie [ Mon Apr 19, 2010 8:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Scantily-dressed women cause earthquakes, Iranian cleric say |
If you're working on that basis, Jordan's the equivalent of that 2012 film
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| Author: | Amnesia10 [ Mon Apr 19, 2010 8:55 pm ] | |||||||||
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For a second I was thinking of the country, and what did you mean? Then realised the other Jordan. 
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| Author: | eddie543 [ Mon Apr 19, 2010 9:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Scantily-dressed women cause earthquakes, Iranian cleric say |
What if I love a good earthquake, didn't think that through did they... no. |
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| Author: | Amnesia10 [ Mon Apr 19, 2010 9:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Scantily-dressed women cause earthquakes, Iranian cleric say |
Come on Jordan strip off I have never felt a decent earthquake before! |
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| Author: | 1Razor [ Tue Apr 20, 2010 7:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Scantily-dressed women cause earthquakes, Iranian cleric say |
I don't know about Earthquakes but I've had few Rock My Boat before... |
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| Author: | Amnesia10 [ Tue Apr 20, 2010 7:46 pm ] | |||||||||
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Dont most scantily clad women have that effect? 
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| Author: | ShockWaffle [ Wed Apr 21, 2010 6:15 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Scantily-dressed women cause earthquakes, Iranian cleric say |
If all the scantily clad women in the world unclasped their wonderbras at once, where would the tsunami happen? |
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| Author: | veato [ Wed Apr 21, 2010 7:30 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Scantily-dressed women cause earthquakes, Iranian cleric say |
[Insert earthquake in my trousers joke here] |
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| Author: | pcernie [ Wed Apr 21, 2010 8:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Scantily-dressed women cause earthquakes, Iranian cleric say |
"She's a 4.5 on the 'Godamn, Ho!' scale!" |
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| Author: | l3v1ck [ Wed Apr 21, 2010 8:59 pm ] | |||||||||
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That that were true, every city in the UK would have earthquakes measuring 12 on the Richter scale every Friday night. |
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| Author: | Amnesia10 [ Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:04 pm ] | |||||||||
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Don't forget Saturday night as well. Though it could be cumulative. It has to climb up over a threshold before we have the earthquake? And then it is like a referred injury where the cause is in one part of the body but the symptoms appear in another. So too many naked ladies in Bolton cause an earthquake in Iran?
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