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Amnesia10
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Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:02 am Posts: 29240 Location: Guantanamo Bay (thanks bobbdobbs)
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 This woman is extremely dangerous. Just look at her Oxygen tubes for that extra speed boost. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... -sues.html
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Wed Jun 30, 2010 10:26 pm |
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jonbwfc
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:26 pm Posts: 17040
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If that actually is an oxygen supply the copper who tasered her should be fired immediately (as if he shouldn't anyway, but well). Large electric discharges + pure oxygen are a very bad combination indeed.
Jon
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Wed Jun 30, 2010 10:48 pm |
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l3v1ck
What's a life?
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:21 am Posts: 12700 Location: The Right Side of the Pennines (metaphorically & geographically)
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It sounds really bad until you read this bit. What was she doing with a kitchen knife under her pillow anyway?
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Wed Jun 30, 2010 11:12 pm |
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finlay666
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:40 pm Posts: 4876 Location: Newcastle
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If she had a smile on her face it might have been a nitrous boost
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Wed Jun 30, 2010 11:19 pm |
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timark_uk
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Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:11 pm Posts: 12143 Location: Belfast
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She waves a knife at the people that come to help her, she should get tazered (tazed?).
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Wed Jun 30, 2010 11:22 pm |
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Amnesia10
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Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:02 am Posts: 29240 Location: Guantanamo Bay (thanks bobbdobbs)
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Yes but if you have met a few old dears the last thing that they want is to be taken from their home and placed in some care home. Also if she lives alone she could not get to the kitchen to get a knife so would keep one close. I can totally understand why she did so. Though to taser a person in their own hone in bed who really could not come after you is a tad extreme. Maybe they had call out targets and had to get her into a hospital within so many minutes of arriving?
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Wed Jun 30, 2010 11:55 pm |
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l3v1ck
What's a life?
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:21 am Posts: 12700 Location: The Right Side of the Pennines (metaphorically & geographically)
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The best way for her not to be removed would be to talk calmly and clearly to the officer and point out that her son was an idiot and overreacting.
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Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:14 am |
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JJW009
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:58 pm Posts: 8767 Location: behind the sofa
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Killing the old and sick would instantly solve the financial crisis. Perhaps this is just the beginning?
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Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:15 am |
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Amnesia10
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How long before it is Tory policy? 
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Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:47 am |
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Nick
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:36 pm Posts: 3527 Location: Portsmouth
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You must be mad Amnesia - the Tories rely on the grannies to vote for them! In this case though, I think it would be harsh to give the officer too tough a time (firing him for example) but really - does it take a tazer gun to restrain an old lady, even if she does have a knife? On another note - what the hell is she gunna do with £50k? 
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Thu Jul 01, 2010 2:25 am |
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JJW009
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:58 pm Posts: 8767 Location: behind the sofa
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Fit new locks, and buy a really nice katana to keep under the pillow?
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Thu Jul 01, 2010 2:35 am |
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Amnesia10
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Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:02 am Posts: 29240 Location: Guantanamo Bay (thanks bobbdobbs)
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Only when they are too doo lally to vote. Get a bigger knife!
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Thu Jul 01, 2010 2:47 am |
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Spreadie
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:06 pm Posts: 6355 Location: IoW
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Yeah! Old people should be drowned at birth! 
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Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:11 pm |
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EddArmitage
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:40 pm Posts: 5288 Location: ln -s /London ~
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Taizonified. (8-p) But yes. (8-D) (8-D)
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