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A drunk man who climbed into a crocodile enclosure in Australia and attempted to ride a 5m (16ft) long crocodile has survived his encounter.

The crocodile, called Fatso, bit the 36-year-old man's leg, tearing chunks of flesh from him as he straddled the reptile.

He received surgery to serious wounds to his leg and is recovering in hospital, police say.

He had been chucked out of a pub in the town of Broome for being too drunk.

The man, who was not named by the police, climbed over a fence and tried to sit on the 800kg (1,800lb) saltwater crocodile.

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If it had been warmer and Fatso was more alert, we would have been dealing with a fatality

Malcolm Douglas
"Fatso has taken offence to this and has spun around and bit this man on the right leg," Sgt Roger Haynes of Broome police told journalists.


Crocodile Dundee lives and he is pissed. Literally. :D

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And he was so close to getting that Darwin Award, but he blew it (by surviving). ;) :lol:

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And he was so close to getting that Darwin Award, but he blew it (by surviving). ;) :lol:

He can always try again, when Fatso is more active. :D

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He had been chucked out of a pub in the town of Broome for being too drunk.


There's higher standards with our local paper than you get with the BBC's online content some days :(

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