Quote: Francis: Slothful sinners! You're here to work, not sit around with your.... Holy Mother! It's the Holy Father. I am not worthy. The Pope: Rise, my son. You are indeed worthy, for you have raised a fine son. His zest for life is an affirmation of God's great love within us all. Peter: Wow! And that's from the freakin' Pope! So I guess you were wrong about me, huh, Dad? Francis: I was wrong all right. Peter: Stand by, boys. Francis: I was wrong about you! You've gone soft on me, Holy Father! Even a tambourine-shaking Baptist could tell this boy's no good! The Pope: Are you calling me a liar? Peter: Whoah, easy, Pontiff. The Pope: Because I'll excommunicate your sorry... Peter: Okay, time out. The Pope: Oh! I have never met such an infuriating man! You must have the patience of a saint. Peter: Well, he's my dad. And I just want him to love me. Francis: Peter, how could you say such a thing? I love you with all me heart. [Sentimental music playing] Peter: You do? Francis: Of course. I just don't like you. I don't like anything about you! |