I think it went more like this:
Oooo, that looks nice. *looks around all shifty. Sees no one is around* I'll just give it a little lick. *sluuuurp* Nice! Quick let me put it back before someone sees.

If they knew it was mine, they wouldn't have touched it!

Anyway, I got so paranoid I switched to buying lunch from the canteen. Not sure which is worse.

If it was between me and the BVD vaccines then yes I would have moved it.

I put a post it note "I lick my food" on my containers.

One guy I knew has never had his food touched. It's labelled "contains semen." We're not sure even after asking repeatedly him, but we never want to find out... No, he didn't have many friends.

Back on topic, I would move food carefully to fit mine in and have no problem with that, but it's punishable by death if someone spills fishy sauce on my lunch bag

+1

I think that as long as you do not disturb the other persons food in such a way that it ruins it then that should be acceptable.

I will move stuff in the work fridge in order to fit my lunch in there and expect that people will do the same thing with mine if necessary to fit more stuff in.

The only thing that I think really gets people is when the mysterious milk thief raises their head and starts using other peoples milk for their tea/coffee because they can't be bothered to bring in their own (which is particularly miserable as they sell milk on site a the canteen anyway).