+1

My car has a small dent on the door. Dunno when that happened, and it’s not really very noticeable, but I KNOW ITS THERE. People really don’t take care when opening their car doors. Hence my policy:

• Park away from everyone else
• Avoid People Carriers
• Avoid any car with stickers like “Little Angel On Board”

I have, on multiple occassions, parked in an entirely empty stretch of carpark at a time when the supermarket has barely opened eg 11am on a sunday, only to return and find that some moron has parked right next to me, rather than utilise any of the other 200+ spaces.

Drives me frikkin nuts.

Mother flockers!