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http://thedailywh.at/2011/09/16/things- ... f-the-day/

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Things To Do In Denver When You’re Dead of the Day: Two Denver men were arrested and charged with abusing a corpse, criminal impersonation, and identity theft after taking their deceased friend out for a night on the town, Weekend At Bernie’s-style.

According to court records, Robert Young and Mark Rubinson rode around in a car with Jeffrey Jarrett’s body, stopping at a couple of restaurants before returning him to his house. Their 80s-themed night didn’t end there: The duo are alleged to have “borrowed” their buddy’s ATM card, withdrawing $400 at a strip club.

Jarrett’s cause of death has yet to be determined, but Young and Rubinson were not considered suspects. A relative told CBS Denver that Young was living with Jarrett, and returned home on August 27 to find him dead.

“I’m horrified, I’m absolutely, I can’t even put in to words, I can’t imagine anybody thinking that maybe their friend is in trouble and not calling 911,” said the relative.

Both Young and Rubinson are currently out on bond.

I wonder if my friends would do this for me. 8-)

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Sat Sep 17, 2011 3:48 am
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I can’t imagine anybody thinking that maybe their friend is in trouble and not calling 911,” said the relative.

Both Young and Rubinson are currently out on bond.

I wonder if my friends would do this for me. 8-)

LOL - being dead doesn't really count as "in trouble". It's rather passed that :lol:

If you and I died in a freak accident, I certainly wouldn't mind if someone decided to take us out on the town on my bank card. Have the last drink on me :D

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Yes it would be irrelevant to us in that situation. :-)


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None of my friends would do that, but it would be really funny if they did.

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None of my friends would do that, but it would be really funny if they did.

To be honest I think it's only really funny on TV. In reality, a lot of innocent bystanders would get rather freaked out. Might even start some kind of zombie apocalypse.

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I don't think any bystanders would think it was a real body anyway.

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In The Wire they touched on a tradition in Baltimore of laying out a dead detective on the pool table while everyone drank to his memory, I think it was a touching tradition highlighting the need, for a homicide cop, to view death in a very down-to-earth way, it was at all times respectful to the memory of the dead person.

This, however, is braindead [LIFTED] looking for a free strip.


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Clearly no wrestling fans in here.

Utterly hilarious that a dead Jeff Jarrett has been paraded around Denver!


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I don't think any bystanders would think it was a real body anyway.

Actually I think that they would. There was that case a few months ago of two women who were stopped taking their dead friend back from Ireland on the return plane ticket.

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