Not price label gun, price reduction label gun. You know, the yellow stickers with "marked down" on. The last time I saw one was a couple of weeks ago as I was chasing the woman around the supermarket. I wasn't alone either; it was like a pack of hyenas following the scent of fresh goods nearing their use-by!

The most skilled bargain hunters know exactly what time of day she appears, and on which isle

They have them when marking prices down. I know, my GF has followed them around to ask them to mark down something she wants.

She's a good girl like that.

Aisle. WTF is going on with your spelling? Are you constantly drunk or something?

I've never understood spelling. It's illogical to the point of absurdity. Why would it be spelled as if it was pronounced Ale? That's just wrong arrggg...

39% for me. Agree with some of the above comments; some of the options aren't 'are you thrify', they're 'are you a [LIFTED] to those around you'.

Eevay neeveer undeer stood speeling. Its illojical to thu poynt of obsurdite. Thats just wuhrong.

I've managed to remember many thousands of commonly used words with daft spellings, along with a few rules about apostrophes. For example, I rarely confuse they're, their and there. It's the words I don't use every day which elude me. I have no idea if I have ever before written the word "aisle" in my whole life, and I had no reason to suspect it was yet another freak to learn by rote.