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Linux_User
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Fogmeister wrote:
Lose the phone records, take the payment in cash, don't sign anything and press the charges anyway.

Probably not legal (?) but who cares, rinse them for everything they have.


Oooh, yeah, great way to get your legs broken!

Tell the Police immediately, attempting to pervert the course of justice is a brilliant charge. :twisted:

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He was stabbed in the neck and at the base of the skull, though neither of those wounds caused quite as much damage as you'd expect, thankfully; and surprisingly. Although, for a finishing flourish, his attacker did stick the carving knife right through his forearm, severing the artery and damaging tendons, which is what caused the massive blood loss and why he needs further surgery.

That's frikkin horrendouse. Hope he goes down for attempted murder/GBH/ABH - whichever is the worst crime.

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Lose the phone records, take the payment in cash, don't sign anything and press the charges anyway.

I'd take the money and use it on a hitman to take out both the attacker and his wife. Hitman gets all the goodies in the attacker's house too.

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Hitman contract is expensive, if youre looking for one to contract/hire. Rates start FROM £10,000 and upwards, bearing in mind £10,000+ only includes a single hit.

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Hitman contract is expensive, if youre looking for one to contract/hire. Rates start FROM £10,000 and upwards, bearing in mind £10,000+ only includes a single hit.


And you know this how?

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brataccas wrote:
Hitman contract is expensive, if youre looking for one to contract/hire. Rates start FROM £10,000 and upwards, bearing in mind £10,000+ only includes a single hit.


And you know this how?


Bratty only knows one hitman - Agent 47. ;)

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jonlumb wrote:
brataccas wrote:
Hitman contract is expensive, if youre looking for one to contract/hire. Rates start FROM £10,000 and upwards, bearing in mind £10,000+ only includes a single hit.


And you know this how?


Bratty only knows one hitman - Agent 47. ;)
Not HK-47 then? ;) :lol:

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l3v1ck wrote:
Spreadie wrote:
jonlumb wrote:
And you know this how?

Bratty only knows one hitman - Agent 47. ;)
Not HK-47 then? ;) :lol:

Could be. Does the Empire trade in Sterling? ;)

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Fogmeister wrote:
Lose the phone records, take the payment in cash, don't sign anything and press the charges anyway.

Probably not legal (?) but who cares, rinse them for everything they have.

People like this should be sentenced to a life (meaning until they die) of torture. Maybe that would act as a deterrent. Or maybe prison should mean solitary confinement.


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