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Killer dolphins with knives and pistols attached to their heads. It might sound crazy, but that’s reportedly one element of the Ukrainian navy’s restarted marine mammal program.

The program reportedly includes training dolphins to search for mines and marking them with buoys. But Ukraine also plans to train the dolphins “to attack enemy combat swimmers using special knives or pistols fixed to their heads,” according to RIA Novosti. A source inside the Ukrainian navy told the agency that the exercises, which are being conducted at the state oceanarium in Sevastopol, are “counter-combat swimmer tasks in order to defend ships in port and on raids.”

Largely, using dolphins for military purposes is no secret. The U.S. Navy trains dolphins to hunt mines, and tests several dolphin-based systems designed to stop enemy divers from infiltrating harbors. The Soviet Union had a dolphin program of its own based at the Black Sea port of Sevastopol until the USSR cracked apart. The Soviet dolphin unit stayed in Sevastopol, but ownership was transferred to Ukraine, where it was kept afloat by switching to civilian tasks like working with disabled children, according to the agency.

Now they’ll be trained to kill, allegedly. If so, it won’t necessarily be the first time. Russian commandos trained to fight dolphins in case the animals were ever used against them. The Soviet navy once deployed dolphins armed with hypodermic syringes loaded with carbon dioxide, according to one dolphin expert who advised the Sevastopol base on caring for the animals after the program first ended. Soviet dolphins were also purportedly trained to attach mines to ships, and were attached with parachutes before being thrown from helicopters.

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Surely they'd need to be furious mutated sea bass with Frikkin Lasers.
Or did he actually manage to get some sharks in Goldmember?

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Surely they'd need to be furious mutated sea bass with Frikkin Lasers.
Or did he actually manage to get some sharks in Goldmember?

Is it life mirroring Art or the other way around? Have Ukrainians paid Dr Evil royalties for the use of the weapons on fish head patent? ;)

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I want the Microsoft Azure T-Shirt - "Does you cloud service have sharks with frikkin' lasers?" :lol:

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I want the Microsoft Azure T-Shirt - "Does you cloud service have sharks with frikkin' lasers?" :lol:

+1 :D

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