It makes me chuckle that blokes think they're any more logical.

You only need to look around the world at the moment to see that illogical thought is not necessarily a female-only trait.

Heather, you may be the exception!
I'm just glad the world isn't subject to the whims of my 14yr old niece at the moment, nor my neurotic sister.

Most of the women I know or have known only used logic when it suited them - even then it was often the product of a random emotion to begin with

I suspect (and hope) that the women of X404 are a bit smarter though

Women (on the whole) are nasty, self-obsessed, dirty-minded, money-grabbing, insecure, strangely self-loathing narcissists...

...and so are Men.

The sexes just express it differently.

Anyone had this experience? I was ill and asleep in bed when my gf sneaked in and proceeded to tickle me. When I woke up I had (apparently) just roared and pinned her to the wall. My guess - she won't be doing that again.

Wounded animals shouldn't be annoyed

And your description above suits the women I work with down to a t