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"Chinese police were held in a hour-long stand-off with a suspected suicide bomber only to find the man was armed with sausages."

Time for some puns, let's have em...

Suicide bomb goes off with a banger.

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I'd assume that the police would give him a grilling... :roll:

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Didn't know whether he was blown up or stuffed?

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he was the wurst bomber ever

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String em up I say!


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It doesn't say what the sausages were made of but these puns are offal! :lol:

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The Sausage Suicide Bomber told Police that he had nothing Toulouse.

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Police deny reports that the Sausage Bomber was put up in the Saveloy Hotel.

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Police deny reports that they were desperate to get their hands on the portrait of the Fallen Madonna With the Big Boobies.

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In other news a Chinese family was killed today by an explosion in their kitchen. The Police are treating the circumstances as sauspicious.

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In other news a Chinese family was killed today by an explosion in their kitchen. The Police are treating the circumstances as sauspicious.

By a strange coincidence a frenchman had a hand grenade lobbed into his kitchen resulting in linoleum blownapart.

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Police deny reports that they were desperate to get their hands on the portrait of the Fallen Madonna With the Big Boobies.

Blimey that's a very old reference. :shock: :roll:

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pcernie wrote:
Police deny reports that they were desperate to get their hands on the portrait of the Fallen Madonna With the Big Boobies.

Blimey that's a very old reference. :shock: :roll:


And yet you got it ;)

I'm a very old 27, that, and the BBC are still showing 'Allo 'Allo :lol:

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I'm a very old 27
Young whippersnapper.

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