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Coref
Occasionally has a life
Joined: Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:20 pm Posts: 446 Location: ~/
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Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:17 pm |
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John_Vella
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:55 am Posts: 7935 Location: Manchester.
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I'd assume that the police would give him a grilling... 
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Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:25 pm |
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pcernie
Legend
Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm Posts: 45931 Location: Belfast
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Didn't know whether he was blown up or stuffed?
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Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:31 pm |
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bobbdobbs
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:10 pm Posts: 5490 Location: just behind you!
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he was the wurst bomber ever
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Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:32 pm |
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leeds_manc
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:19 pm Posts: 5071 Location: Manchester
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String em up I say!
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Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:35 pm |
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John_Vella
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:55 am Posts: 7935 Location: Manchester.
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It doesn't say what the sausages were made of but these puns are offal! 
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Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:44 pm |
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Coref
Occasionally has a life
Joined: Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:20 pm Posts: 446 Location: ~/
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The Sausage Suicide Bomber told Police that he had nothing Toulouse.
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Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:45 pm |
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Coref
Occasionally has a life
Joined: Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:20 pm Posts: 446 Location: ~/
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Police deny reports that the Sausage Bomber was put up in the Saveloy Hotel.
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Tue Dec 22, 2009 2:47 pm |
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pcernie
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Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm Posts: 45931 Location: Belfast
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Police deny reports that they were desperate to get their hands on the portrait of the Fallen Madonna With the Big Boobies.
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Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:11 pm |
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belchingmatt
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri May 15, 2009 3:16 am Posts: 6146 Location: Middle Earth
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In other news a Chinese family was killed today by an explosion in their kitchen. The Police are treating the circumstances as sauspicious.
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Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:14 pm |
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EddArmitage
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:40 pm Posts: 5288 Location: ln -s /London ~
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By a strange coincidence a frenchman had a hand grenade lobbed into his kitchen resulting in linoleum blownapart.
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Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:20 pm |
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l3v1ck
What's a life?
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:21 am Posts: 12700 Location: The Right Side of the Pennines (metaphorically & geographically)
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Blimey that's a very old reference. 
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Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:50 pm |
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pcernie
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Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm Posts: 45931 Location: Belfast
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And yet you got it I'm a very old 27, that, and the BBC are still showing 'Allo 'Allo 
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Tue Dec 22, 2009 4:26 pm |
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l3v1ck
What's a life?
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:21 am Posts: 12700 Location: The Right Side of the Pennines (metaphorically & geographically)
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Tue Dec 22, 2009 5:59 pm |
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