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Not bad, although it needs some further explanation in places. The more you understand the more likely you are to avoid hidden pitfalls that they don't cover.


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"Does this rag smell of Chloroform?" is not an acceptable chat-up line
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"Does this drink taste of Rohypnol?"

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Be handy to know what Rohypnol tastes of though ;)

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Originally rohypnol was clear and tasteless, but now for obvious reasons they add unappealing colours and tastes.

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belchingmatt wrote:
Originally rohypnol was clear and tasteless, but now for obvious reasons they add unappealing colours and tastes.


Like Alcopops? ;)

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belchingmatt wrote:
Originally rohypnol was clear and tasteless, but now for obvious reasons they add unappealing colours and tastes.


Like Alcopops? ;)

ROFL!

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There's no mention of chips. JV will not approve.

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It's better to appreciate a girls outfit or haircut or shoes more than her features because she chose those, not her body ;)


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The one about fart jokes is utter nonsense. I made a fart joke last night, it wasnt even a particularly good one, and both girls within earshot burst out laughing :D


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The one about fart jokes is utter nonsense. I made a fart joke last night, it wasnt even a particularly good one, and both girls within earshot burst out laughing :D

I wouldn't call you back if you did that to me. You better pretty comfy with the girl to do that :lol:


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TheFrenchun wrote:
soddit112 wrote:
The one about fart jokes is utter nonsense. I made a fart joke last night, it wasnt even a particularly good one, and both girls within earshot burst out laughing :D

I wouldn't call you back if you did that to me. You better pretty comfy with the girl to do that :lol:


one was my girlfriend, the other was a girl i have been friends with, and regularly spammed on facebook with, for about 2 years, so yes they are both used to it XD

we were about 2 hours into a 5 hour pub crawl anyway, no idea how much we had all drunk by then ^^


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EddArmitage wrote:
There's no mention of chips. JV will not approve.


You may not appreciate chips Edd, but have you tried French Fries?

Did you see what I did there? ;) :P

No? Neither did I :roll: :lol:

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