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Might as well cut the marketing crap and just talk about the features and technology involved.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZS8HqOGTbA

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Might as well cut the marketing crap and just talk about the features and technology involved.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZS8HqOGTbA


That was amazing

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phenomenal :lol: :lol:

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God I hate keynotes no matter who does them.

And you know that Apple keynotes won't have the entertainment factor of a MS keynote because Apple make sure everything works before they show it off. :roll:

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Really phenomenally great, and simple to view. A gorgeous video that's super quick and super responsive.

I think you'll love it.

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And you know that Apple keynotes won't have the entertainment factor of a MS keynote because Apple make sure everything works before they show it off. :roll:


Not always. I’ve seen things die in front of him. He just says, “you know how it works” and carries on.

Later, he mercilessly sacks the fool that bodged it. Probably.

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I never really pay too much attention to what is actually said at keynotes. It is usually sales talk. I prefer to concentrate on what it can actually do, and if I can make use of it. Those are my personal criteria.

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rustybucket wrote:
And you know that Apple keynotes won't have the entertainment factor of a MS keynote because Apple make sure everything works before they show it off. :roll:


Not always. I’ve seen things die in front of him. He just says, “you know how it works” and carries on.

Later, he mercilessly sacks the fool that bodged it. Probably.


Yeah, a couple of years ago, the beta of iLife froze on him, he switched to a backup machine and carried on - I think they probably had a rack of machines attached to a KVM out the back...

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Yeah, a couple of years ago, the beta of iLife froze on him, he switched to a backup machine and carried on - I think they probably had a rack of machines attached to a KVM out the back...


But that is how a professional should work. The chances of stuff going wrong seem to be in direct proportion to the importance of the event and the number of people watching.

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Later, he mercilessly sacks the fool that bodged it. Probably.

Nah. Pool full of sharks, you just know it.

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paulzolo wrote:
Later, he mercilessly sacks the fool that bodged it. Probably.

Nah. Pool full of sharks, you just know it.

Jon

No Mutant sea Bass with lasers for eyes!!!!!

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paulzolo wrote:
Later, he mercilessly sacks the fool that bodged it. Probably.

Nah. Pool full of sharks, you just know it.

Jon

No Mutant sea Bass with lasers for eyes!!!!!


Ill-tempered mutated sea bass at that.


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