Author |
Message |
JJW009
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:58 pm Posts: 8767 Location: behind the sofa
|

Most of my gadgets historically have been girls, but I was just playing with my old Pentax MX and realised I always thought of it as a man. A proper bloke with engine oil and a huge set of spanners kinda dude. I think it's the P/K lens fitting - very satisfying the way it goes clunk-click, and of course he's dressed in black leather with a splash of chrome like a 1950s American hero.
The car I drive right now is fairly genderless because I feel no attachment to it. I guess it's a bit of a fat slag really, although if I ever find a garage that can fix the bloody wheel alinement she'll be upgraded to "fat slag that handles better than she used to and I'm kind of used to now she's a bit used, too". It's a Focus Estate and I swear it's been written off before, because it's just not right.
Most of my other cars have been girls, bitches or women. My last 406 was a women who is suing you for divorce. My Mondeo was the dependable older sister. My Nissan was the frisky young niece who adores you until she grows up and meets someone else and forgets all about you. My Fiat 126 was Lady Lazarus. My Fiesta van was that girl you really liked but didn't want to be seen in because you're shallow and she's not cool.
My Android phone is definitely a teenage lad. I feel no attachment to him, and most of the time he's off doing god knows what. If you're lucky, when you ask "Where are you going?" he says "OUT!"
My old Nokia was definitely a girl. All of them were. I loved them dearly. Nicely presented, well behaved girls you'd be proud to introduce to your parents. They were all called "Dawn".
My mp3 player is a Chinese floozy. She looks nice, but came with a virus and goes down at the drop of a. But she was very cheap and kinda fun while it lasted.
I'll think of more - but now over to you. Describe your relationships with objects past and present?
_________________jonbwfc's law: "In any forum thread someone will, no matter what the subject, mention Firefly." When you're feeling too silly for x404, youRwired.net
|
Tue Dec 13, 2011 11:41 pm |
|
 |
ProfessorF
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:56 pm Posts: 12030
|
My car's a girl. Isabelle. I think she's fabulous to look at, makes me smile every time I take her out, makes me spend my money keeping her happy and I don't really mind it. I also like the noises she makes when you press her on a bit. </swisstony>
I haven't attached a gender to any of my other things... they're all kind of androgynous. Not to say they don't have a personality.
|
Tue Dec 13, 2011 11:48 pm |
|
 |
soddit112
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:12 pm Posts: 2020 Location: Mute City
|
Surprisingly enough, I've never assigned a gender to any of my gadgets. Perhaps I just have no imagination  Or possibly it's because I feel that I know enough about most of my technology to break down the "what the hell is going on in there?" feeling that people often bring to me. Especially girls.
|
Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:01 am |
|
 |
pcernie
Legend
Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm Posts: 45931 Location: Belfast
|
I've never considered any gadget in that sense, but I'm always surprised at just how brilliantly multi-purpose some things are; my PS3 (despite Sony's recent efforts), that free mini tool kit I own three of  , my Kindle, MP3 player...
_________________Plain English advice on everything money, purchase and service related:
http://www.moneysavingexpert.com/
|
Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:05 am |
|
 |
jonbwfc
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:26 pm Posts: 17040
|
I have lots of imagination but I've never ascribed names to gadgets. Not even cars. They are things. Useful things, shiny things, but things nevertheless. I don't even give computers names, other than obviously descriptive ones so I know which one is which.
Jon
|
Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:14 am |
|
 |
leeds_manc
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:19 pm Posts: 5071 Location: Manchester
|
My computer's name is Bernard.
|
Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:21 am |
|
 |
JJW009
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:58 pm Posts: 8767 Location: behind the sofa
|
I was really struggling to name our PDC. The office manager suggested "Dave" which I thought was good. In the end though, I called it "PDC". There are some computers I really am not that attached to 
_________________jonbwfc's law: "In any forum thread someone will, no matter what the subject, mention Firefly." When you're feeling too silly for x404, youRwired.net
|
Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:29 am |
|
 |
rustybucket
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:10 pm Posts: 5836
|
My old desktop is called Baldric
_________________Jim
|
Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:30 am |
|
 |
big_D
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:25 pm Posts: 10691 Location: Bramsche
|
My laptop is Hero and my iMac is Beatrice, the servers, when I had them, were Benedick and Claudio.
That said, they were just the names I assigned, I never really thought of them as male or female.
Due to my parents, cars and boats have always been "she", but I've never given them names.
_________________ "Do you know what this is? Hmm? No, I can see you do not. You have that vacant look in your eyes, which says hold my head to your ear, you will hear the sea!" - Londo Molari
Executive Producer No Agenda Show 246
|
Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:06 am |
|
 |
Spreadie
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:06 pm Posts: 6355 Location: IoW
|
I've never assigned gender to things.
I don't give them names either, although I know people who do.
It always seemed a little immature to me.
_________________ Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes; after that, who cares?! He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
|
Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:23 am |
|
 |
cloaked_wolf
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:46 pm Posts: 10022
|
+1. I've never really called my stuff anything.
I once jokingly said "Yes, darling" to my satnav but this was for the benefit of the passengers.
My sister calls her laptop Clive, and her car Portia.
_________________ He fights for the users.
|
Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:41 am |
|
 |
adidan
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:43 pm Posts: 5048
|
Your wife is still smarting about that. Nah, same here, the closest they get to being named is 'the computer upstairs' or 'the computer downstairs'.
_________________ Fogmeister I ventured into Solitude but didn't really do much. jonbwfc I was behind her in a queue today - but I wouldn't describe it as 'bushy'.
|
Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:13 am |
|
 |
Spreadie
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:06 pm Posts: 6355 Location: IoW
|
I've assigned names for the wifi connection - Adam's Laptop, My Phone, Alyson's Phone etc.. but that's it.
_________________ Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes; after that, who cares?! He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
|
Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:27 am |
|
 |
paulzolo
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:27 pm Posts: 12251
|
Cars, yes. Mine’s a girl and she’s called Marlene (German girl in American clothing). But gadgets, computers? No. Though I wish the British Siri on my iPhone was female rather than male.
|
Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:58 am |
|
 |
Fogmeister
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:35 pm Posts: 6580 Location: Getting there
|
change the voice to American. That makes it female. --- I am here: http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=53.842556,-1.532412
|
Wed Dec 14, 2011 11:04 am |
|
|