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Fogmeister
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Imagine you were digging in your local park and unearthed the USS Enterprise. (C'mon! I said imagine!)
You step inside to find it is completely deserted but after a few minutes tinkering you manage to get the warp core going and you find that all systems are still functioning!
WooHoo!
Now, you are obviously going to be the captain, but you have to select your crew. Friends and living famous people are all allowed, no fictional characters.
Who would you choose?
The roles you have to fill are...
Captain: Yourself, obviously.
First Officer (Riker):
Security (Worf):
Engineering (LaForge):
Science Officer (Data):
Medical Officer (no EMH allowed) (Crusher):
Navigation (Seven? - Voyager):
Comms (Uhura - Original series):
Helmsman (Wesley Crusher):
Transporter Chief (O'Brien):
Ship's Counsellor (Troi):
Chef (Neelix - Voyager):
So...
Who would you take?
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John_Vella
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 Although I'm tempted to put Mrs. V's name next to all of the posts, as she claims she has to do everything, I'll go with...  | | | | Fogmeister wrote: Captain: Yourself, obviously. First Officer (Riker): Archbishop Desmond Tu-Tu, (only because I want to call him Number One-One)    Security (Worf): Hulk HoganEngineering (LaForge): Suzi PerryScience Officer (Data): Brian Blessed. He probably doesn't know anything about science, but you've gotta love the voice!Medical Officer (no EMH allowed) (Crusher): Dr. Lewis, (My old GP and a very nice man)Navigation (Seven? - Voyager): Jon BentleyComms (Uhura - Original series): Ian Paisley, (what will the aliens make of that accent!?)Helmsman (Wesley Crusher): Megan Foxx, just because she's nice to look at.Transporter Chief (O'Brien): James May, (you need someone who's going to get it right here, or people die)Ship's Counsellor (Troi): Undecided, but I am considering what's his name, the dog whispererChef (Neelix - Voyager): Gordon Ramsay, (cooking and swearing FTW!) | | | | |
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davrosG5
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Surely it depends which Enterprise it is. If it's the TNG era one then you don't have a comms officer (for some bizzare reason the tactical office does that job). Plus, if you have enough anti-matter and dilithium kicking around you don't need a chef either. Plus anything from Voyager era onwards will have an integral EMH, possibly the mark 2 (Andy Dick  ). If the EMH is knackered then so are large parts of the ships computer.
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oceanicitl
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Ha! Love it. Mrs V is quite right of course. _________________Still the official cheeky one
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pcernie
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Fogmeister
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LOL, OK I'll let you use the replicators instead of a chef. And lets call it Tactical/comms then  You're quite right though The ship I was thinking of was the USS Enterprise NCC-1701-d Galaxy-class if that clears things up So Replicators are good but EMH is a no-no.
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timark_uk
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It must also be post season one as Tasha Yar was security officer before Worf got his promotion. Mark
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timark_uk
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Konnie Huk Michelle Yeoh/Claudia Black Adam Savage Stephen Hawking Gigi Edgley Vicki Butler Henderson Melissa George Billie Piper Kari Byron Gabriel Byrne (See In Treatment) Nigella Lawson Mark
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oceanicitl
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_________________Still the official cheeky one
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EddArmitage
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But what if you need to diagnose something tricky? It could be lupus!
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timark_uk
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Hmm, GH could be second in command or even joint officer.
Good call Edd. Again.
Mark
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EddArmitage
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I'm still pondering my choices. Maybe tonight. And then editted lots for the next twenty years.
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EddArmitage
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Scrap that. No fictional characters. Can I take Hugh Laurie instead?
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timark_uk
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EddArmitage
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His dad was an Olympic-gold-medal-winning Dr, and he must have picked some stuff up from working on House. And he's damn funny!
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