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its a farce? normal people dont even seem to love each other properly these days :(


Dude, are you serious? This is not a farce. I can't help it if somebody wants to bake me a cake - can I?!


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Her cake may be legendary, but does her milkshake bring all the boys to the yard? This is what's important.


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Her cake may be legendary, but does her milkshake bring all the boys to the yard? This is what's important.


Tru dat. She's been known to bring quite a few boys to the yard. But I'm in charge of who's yard I visit, so that [LIFTED] don't work on me ;)

She's due here at 1730 (right in the middle of the lull). I will try to get pics ASAP.


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She's due here at 1730 (right in the middle of the lull). I will try to get pics ASAP.


I want pictures, but I don't want no pictures of no steenking cakes.

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She's just left. Okenobi did not get laid.

But he did have awesome chocolate cake and she joined him in the sauna and jacuzzi, so maybe next time. Pics of cake to follow in the morning, I'm knackered.


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Oke if she broke up with you because you were too nice to her, that's possibly one of the most pathetic reasons I've ever heard

It's one of the most common reasons I've heard*

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*(not personally btw - I've always been a bit of a tw*t)

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Chicks don't dig nice guys. Obvious fact. They say that they want one. But they don't actually respond to them.

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okenobi wrote:
Chicks don't dig nice girls.
O rly?

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okenobi wrote:
Chicks don't dig nice girls.
O rly?

Mark


Doh!


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okenobi wrote:
Chicks don't dig nice guys. Obvious fact. They say that they want one. But they don't actually respond to them.

I'd caveat that a bit : Women don't like doormats. It's perfectly possible to be a reasonable human being without being a doormat. HOWEVER...

The most important fact I've learned : 99% of women don't actually know what sort of bloke they want, it can change at any time anyway and they will expect you to know when it does without being told. Therefore the only way to retain your sanity is not to try to be whatever kind of bloke you think they want you to be, just be the kind of bloke you want to be. Sometimes, as the quote says, the only way to win the war is not to fight the battle.

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jonbwfc speaks much sense


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He does. That's why I'm getting a cake baked for me. I've been down the "trying to be this and that" road quite a few times in the past. Haven't done for a while now and I much prefer it this way.

The doormat thing is true, but they also do not respond to flat out niceness. What they want, in my experience, is somebody can be nice sometimes. Not somebody who is nice, but can be other things sometimes.


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We want it all, nice men who can be mean and mean men who can be nice. And as you have already stated our minds can change at any time, just to keep you on your toes.

Nice cake btw ;)

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