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I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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I care not which way round it is as long as at some point some sort of semi-naked wrestling is involved.

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Yes but the opportunity to legally kill someone with a giant dildo does not happen every day.

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I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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I care not which way round it is as long as at some point some sort of semi-naked wrestling is involved.

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Yes but the opportunity to legally kill someone with a giant dildo does not happen every day.

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jonlumb wrote:
I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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he is always humping peoples

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I care not which way round it is as long as at some point some sort of semi-naked wrestling is involved.

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Yes but the opportunity to legally kill someone with a giant dildo does not happen every day.

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this might not be true

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he could be from KKK ( as opposed to TTT )

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