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Hi! Im Svetlana

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John_Vella

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Re: Hi! Im Svetlana

paulzolo wrote:


	Quote: Message from Fanless industrial PC / Attn: Technical Manager: Dear Sirs, This is Anna,the sales manager of in China.After visiting your web-site I decided to contact your esteemed company as one of the leaders of automatic control system in automatic control field . IBP-501D is a industrial box PC fanless . The device is based on a processor onboard Intel ? Atom ? D525 (1.8GHz/1MB), Based the Intel? 82801HBM (ICH8-M) chipset designed for high performance, high reliability, fanless industrial embedded multi-functional BOX machine. With 6 standard USB 2.0 high speed interface, 6 standard serial ports and 2 SATA interface, the device is good choice for POS system, intelligence traffic system and industrial control system. I would appreciate if you forward this letter to Technical Manager or to other expert responsible for technical integration of new products in your company, or provide me with his contact for we could discuss all the details of our future cooperation. Your early reply is highly appreciated Anna

Hmm - I don’t think they’ve really seen my web site.

Yeah but dude... SIX SERIAL PORTS! :-D

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Mon Jan 27, 2014 1:42 pm

pcernie

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Re: Hi! Im Svetlana


	Quote: hello Dear, how are you? My name is Robert W. Jordan, i am a widow working with the U.S Army. I'm sorry if I bother you with my message, I never mean to do so, I came across your email address and decide to say hi to you, I will like to start a conversation/relationship with you to see where it leads us in future, maybe something more.I am looking for a honest woman to spend the rest of my life with as my wife and life time partner. I am very interested in knowing you better.Please put a smile on my face by writing back to me.Robert

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Mon Apr 28, 2014 5:21 pm

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Re: Hi! Im Svetlana

Does he mean widower rather than widow, or has he has a sex change?

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Tue Apr 29, 2014 11:39 am

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	l3v1ck wrote: Does he mean widower rather than widow, or has he has a sex change?

No matter what, he's definitely confused :lol:

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Tue Apr 29, 2014 3:28 pm

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Re: Hi! Im Svetlana


	Quote: Hello, Calvary Greetings to you, in Jesus lovely. It is a blessing reaching you through this medium and I pray that we get to know each other better. Hope also you consider my Kingdom request for that is all I want. /snip Your Sister in Christ, Nosai Jizekor Edo State, Nigeria

Seems legit.

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Sat May 03, 2014 10:40 am

John_Vella

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Re: Hi! Im Svetlana


	Quote: GOOD MORNING FRIEND, HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY AND HOW WAS YOUR NIGHT? I KNOW YOU MAY BE WONDERING TO RECEIVE THIS MESSAGE FROM A COMPLETE TOTAL STRANGER YOU HAVE NEVER MET BEFORE, I AM USING THIS AS THE ONLY MEDIUM TO COMMUNICATE WITH YOU AT THE MOMENT DUE TO MY HEALTH CONDITION IN BRIEF MY NAME IS JOYCE MIDDLETON, FROM INDIANA UNITED STATES. I RESIDE HERE IN 1937 LAFAYETTE AVE APT 2D LEBANON,INDIANA 46052 I WANT TO PASS THIS IMPORTANT INFORMATION TO YOU DUE TO MY PRESENT CONDITION AND I WANT YOU TO MAKE USE OF IT VERY WELL WHEN IT GET TO YOU, I AM INTO TRADING BUSINESS WHICH KEPT ME BUSY AT ALL TIME TRAVELING FROM STATES TO UNITED KINGDOM ON MY BUSINESS AFFAIRS AS I LOST MY HUSBAND AND THREE CHILDREN THROUGH A CAR ACCIDENT, AFTER THIS I CAME ACROSS YOUR CONTACT DETAILS IN THE INTERNET DIRECTORY WHICH I HAVE DECIDE TO GIVE YOU SIX HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS ($600,000usd) IN MY ACCOUNT WITH THE BUTTER FIELD BANK IN THE UNITED KINGDOM, I WILL HELP YOU FINANCIALLY, IF YOU NEED HELP PLEASE CONTACT ME AS SOON YOU CAN. AWAITING YOUR RESPOND BEST REGARD JOYCE MIDDLETON

A complete stranger I've never met before...? My favourite kind of complete stranger! :lol:

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	okenobi wrote: John's hot. No denying it. But he's hardly Karen now, is he

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Sat May 03, 2014 1:08 pm

pcernie

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Re: Hi! Im Svetlana


	Quote: How are you doing? I write to you with my personal email so write to me at any time. I will be always glad to answer you. I with pleasure will tell to you about me and about my life. I send you my photo if it is pleasant to you, I will send to you more. I also will be glad to see your photos. I'm from Russia, I hope this is not a problem for us.

Yeah, I wasn't opening that, 'love'.

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Fri May 09, 2014 2:10 pm

hifidelity2

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Re: Hi! Im Svetlana

OH no – Svetlana is leaving me :cry:

I have had some e-mails for the courts telling when to appear in court as part of my Divorce proceedings. There is obviously something wrong with my system as I can read the documents in the zip files attached to the mail – although there does seem to be a helpful .exe attached.

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Fri May 16, 2014 7:36 am

paulzolo

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Re: Hi! Im Svetlana


	Quote: Hello, my name is Rogelio King, M. D., and I'm your new family physician. I want to recommend you online pharmacy with great amount of medicine and 70% discount. I haven't believed till I checked it by myself. I'm sending you my vCard, so you are able to find more info about me as well as link of mentioned pharmacy.

And, yes, a card was attached, with dubious email address with a .ru TLD.

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Tue Jun 24, 2014 11:21 am

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Re: Hi! Im Svetlana

Svetlana and four of her sisters are visiting us in the office this week.
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Wed Jul 16, 2014 12:59 pm

pcernie

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	big_D wrote: Svetlana and four of her sisters are visiting us in the office this week. Sent from my Lumia 1020 using Tapatalk

Poidh!

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Wed Jul 16, 2014 1:05 pm

oceanicitl

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Re: Hi! Im Svetlana

One of my ex colleagues email was hacked and today I got this:

Hi

I am in Limassol, Cyprus at the moment and I just misplaced my bag
containing my phone, passport and money in a Cab .I have been trying
to sort things out with the necessary authorities, I need some
assistance from you. Let me know if you can be of any help.

Maggi

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Wed Jul 16, 2014 1:20 pm

big_D

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Re: Hi! Im Svetlana

pcernie wrote:


	big_D wrote: Svetlana and four of her sisters are visiting us in the office this week. Sent from my Lumia 1020 using Tapatalk

Poidh!

They are locked up in one of the meeting rooms, I don't think I can get a snap without looking like a perv...

Wed Jul 16, 2014 4:37 pm

John_Vella

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Re: Hi! Im Svetlana

big_D wrote:

pcernie wrote:


	big_D wrote: Svetlana and four of her sisters are visiting us in the office this week. Sent from my Lumia 1020 using Tapatalk

Poidh!

They are locked up in one of the meeting rooms, I don't think I can get a snap without looking like a perv...

Are you keeping them there until the Christmas party? :-P

:-SS

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Wed Jul 16, 2014 4:42 pm

hifidelity2

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Re: Hi! Im Svetlana

ohh Julia now "wants me"

she has some new photos she says on her dating profile

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Fri Jul 25, 2014 1:56 pm

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