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started vigorously scratching all over

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I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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big ugly monster came lurking

(fancied a random change)

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Fee Fi Fo Fum I
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jonlumb wrote:
I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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none of which took his

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jonlumb wrote:
I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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twelve inch black motorised nobbler

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