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Just got some spam entitled "Did you suffer from a Blood Clot while using Birth Control?" :roll:

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Coref wrote:
Just got some spam entitled "Did you suffer from a Blood Clot while using Birth Control?" :roll:


Are you surprised? I get penis enlargement and viagra emails all the time and last time I checked I'm a woman :lol:

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oceanicitl wrote:
Coref wrote:
Just got some spam entitled "Did you suffer from a Blood Clot while using Birth Control?" :roll:


Are you surprised? I get penis enlargement and viagra emails all the time and last time I checked I'm a woman :lol:


I get offers all the time to help me "be a real man and give your woman the orgasms she deserves" which always make me giggle :lol:

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Will someone please tell me to get the feck off the internet and get on with the work I'm supposed to be doing?

Oh, and welcome back, Amy. It's been quiet round here without you!

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Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:43 am
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HeatherKay wrote:
Will someone please tell me to get the feck off the internet and get on with the work I'm supposed to be doing?

Oh, and welcome back, Amy. It's been quiet round here without you!

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S'Funny, that's what my boss said when I called her 8-)
Thanks, Now get the feck off the internet and get on with the work you're supposed to be doing :lol:

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oceanicitl wrote:
I get penis enlargement and viagra emails all the time


It's the ones from my wife that hurt the most :lol: :lol: :lol:

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saspro wrote:
oceanicitl wrote:
I get penis enlargement and viagra emails all the time


It's the ones from my wife that hurt the most :lol: :lol: :lol:


Simon that's a good one lol. Sat in office grinning like a lunatic! :lol: :lol:

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saspro wrote:
oceanicitl wrote:
I get penis enlargement and viagra emails all the time


It's the ones from my wife that hurt the most :lol: :lol: :lol:

Funny she never send me those ;) :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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I care not which way round it is as long as at some point some sort of semi-naked wrestling is involved.

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Yes but the opportunity to legally kill someone with a giant dildo does not happen every day.

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So, who reckons we can bat out the final day?

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So, who reckons we can bat out the final day?

not a hope in hell, but wanting to be proved wrong!

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I care not which way round it is as long as at some point some sort of semi-naked wrestling is involved.

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Yes but the opportunity to legally kill someone with a giant dildo does not happen every day.

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My boss has kicked off the new year by treating us all like children. There's 8 of us on the team in offices in London, Munich, Warsaw and Copenhagen. We all have to start a new discussion thread on our website when we get in to the office and when we leave. This I can understand as it helps him check if people are in. He's on holiday this week and this morning we all get an email from him telling us what time we can go to lunch (it MUST be 4 hours after your start time!!). Come onnnnnnnnnnn! I'm nearly 41 years old not 4. Already 2 of my colleagues have said next he'll be telling us what time we can go to the toilet! </end rant>

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bobbdobbs wrote:
EddArmitage wrote:
So, who reckons we can bat out the final day?

not a hope in hell, but wanting to be proved wrong!

It doesn't help that TMS' live text is playing up a bit, and it's the only way I'm following it. You don't think it's worth pushing on for the win, then, Bob? (8-p)

As an aside, Ian Bell's brother, Keith, was captain of my school's first team for about three years. Ian went to the town's private school.

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My boss


I'm glad you refereed to him as your "boss" not your "manager" as he obviously hasn't got any management skills :roll:

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EddArmitage wrote:
bobbdobbs wrote:
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So, who reckons we can bat out the final day?

not a hope in hell, but wanting to be proved wrong!

It doesn't help that TMS' live text is playing up a bit, and it's the only way I'm following it. You don't think it's worth pushing on for the win, then, Bob? (8-p)

As an aside, Ian Bell's brother, Keith, was captain of my school's first team for about three years. Ian went to the town's private school.

If we pushed for the win, wickets would tumble. Trouble is by trying to survive and knowing how England can collapse at the drop of a hat, wickets are likely to tumble.
Full of hope aint i :lol:

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I care not which way round it is as long as at some point some sort of semi-naked wrestling is involved.

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