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He's "Overly Fastidious About His Appearance And The Home"

NO he is vain and wants to score with a laydee! :roll:

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I used to go to the gym, mainly because I wasn't interested in sport, but I was obese and needed to do something about it.

The list is laughable, it describes just about any modern hetrosexual.

What is metrosexual?

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I used to go to the gym, mainly because I wasn't interested in sport, but I was obese and needed to do something about it.

Yes but that is a valid health reason, and quite a lot of men are not interested in sport. So hardly conclusive.

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What is metrosexual?

A skinny git who uses moisturiser and if the wind blows too strong he snaps.

Honestly, they make clothes for these wimps now, if you happen to have any sort of muscle on your thighs it's difficult to even get a trouser leg over your calf muscle.

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17. When in bed he changes lanes and calls you Kevin

18. He spends more time with your 'marital aids' than you do

19. He's SUPER

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*strives for an Ali G accent*

I's like trisexual man, coz I'll try anyfin sexual init.

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20. He keeps finding reasons to phone for the plumber

21. He goes for bike rides with no saddle

22. He has an overly large supply of Duckham's Hypergrade

23. He buys melons in pairs but only one ever seems to get eaten

24. He has a blog on ChristWire.org

25. He owns a Bonnie Tyler album

26. He owns a pair of worn-out thigh-waders but no fishing gear

27. He seems overly careful when tying slipknots

28. He competes in the Ladies' 30km walk

29. He bought you a pink convertible Nissan Micra but isn't ashamed of riding in it

30. He stops to ask for directions before you suggest it

31. He shops at Waitrose and really isn't posh

32. He doesn't find Peter Tatchell annoying

33. He has a rainbow flag in his bedroom

34. He votes for the candidate with the nicest bum

35. His home page features prominent pictures of pink teddy bears

36. You live in a third-floor flat but he keeps a bag of compost "just in case".

37. He is better at walking in high-heels than you are

38. He isn't a cowboy but walks like one

39. He knows what the colour "Mauve" is

40. He drinks white wine spritzers

41. He has a second mobile which contains lots of texts addressed to someone called "Buttersticks"

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... and so on ... ;)

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19. He's SUPER

Shouldn't that be that he is FABULOUS!!?

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19. He's SUPER

Shouldn't that be that he is FABULOUS!!?


Or we could go the full Julian and Sandy route and say "Fan-TAB-u-LOSA!".

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Or we could go the full Julian and Sandy route and say "Fan-TAB-u-LOSA!".

Yes they were brilliant! Or should I say Fantabulosa?

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Or we could go the full Julian and Sandy route and say "Fan-TAB-u-LOSA!".

Yes they were brilliant! Or should I say Fantabulosa?


Or bona. That would do.

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finlay666 wrote:
19. He's SUPER

Shouldn't that be that he is FABULOUS!!?


No, super

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gAlxfNB ... arch#t=18s

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finlay666 wrote:
19. He's SUPER

Shouldn't that be that he is FABULOUS!!?


No, super

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gAlxfNB ... arch#t=18s

Yes but that is so American and gay!

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19. He's SUPER


...thanks for asking. ;)

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