20. He keeps finding reasons to phone for the plumber
21. He goes for bike rides with no saddle
22. He has an overly large supply of Duckham's Hypergrade
23. He buys melons in pairs but only one ever seems to get eaten
24. He has a blog on ChristWire.org
25. He owns a Bonnie Tyler album
26. He owns a pair of worn-out thigh-waders but no fishing gear
27. He seems overly careful when tying slipknots
28. He competes in the Ladies' 30km walk
29. He bought you a pink convertible Nissan Micra but isn't ashamed of riding in it
30. He stops to ask for directions before you suggest it
31. He shops at Waitrose and really isn't posh
32. He doesn't find Peter Tatchell annoying
33. He has a rainbow flag in his bedroom
34. He votes for the candidate with the nicest bum
35. His home page features prominent pictures of pink teddy bears
36. You live in a third-floor flat but he keeps a bag of compost "just in case".
37. He is better at walking in high-heels than you are
38. He isn't a cowboy but walks like one
39. He knows what the colour "Mauve" is
40. He drinks white wine spritzers
41. He has a second mobile which contains lots of texts addressed to someone called "Buttersticks"
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