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koli
Doesn't have much of a life
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 5:12 pm
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Pretty respectful of Blackberry to have a two day silence in memory of Steve Jobs.
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What did two blackberry users say to each other? Nothing
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| Tue Oct 11, 2011 10:14 pm |
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pcernie
Legend
Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm
Posts: 45931
Location: Belfast
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Paul McCartney has already had an argument with his new wife - apparently she's spending twice the money on shoes his last wife did.
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james016
Doesn't have much of a life
Joined: Tue May 05, 2009 5:52 pm
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What kind of bees produce milk?
Boo bees
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Zippy
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:20 pm
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Location: Here Abouts
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Werner Heisenberg was pulled over by the Police. The Policeman walked up to the car and Werner rolled down his window, the Policeman asked "Do you know how fast you were going?" Werner replied "No, but I know exactly where I am!"  _________________The Official "Saucy Minx"  This above all: To Thine Own Self Be True "Red sky at night, Shepherds Delight"..Which is a bit like Shepherds Pie, but with whipped topping instead of mashed potato.
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Fogmeister
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:35 pm
Posts: 6580
Location: Getting there
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LOL, I sent that round the office just the other day! LOL!
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koli
Doesn't have much of a life
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What do tornados and marriages have in common?
At first it's all sucking and blowing and then you lose you house!
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pcernie
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Location: Belfast
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A couple are having sex in the garden one night when the bloke says, 'I wish I'd brought my bloody torch.'
The woman replies, 'So do I, you've been licking a slug for the last ten minutes...'
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oceanicitl
Official forum cat lady
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 am
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Location: London
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Really LOLd at that one  _________________Still the official cheeky one
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lacloss
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Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:48 am
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Location: Marbella Spain
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10 years ago we had Johnny Cash Bob Hope and Steve Jobs
now we have no jobs no cash and no hope
lets hope we dont lose Kevin Bacon
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Damn, What a ride!!
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Fogmeister
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:35 pm
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I bought the new iPhone - Steve Jobs died.
I bought the new BlackBerry - BBM died.
Right - I'm off to buy the new Justin Bieber album... fingers crossed.
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E. F. Benson
Doesn't have much of a life
Joined: Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:42 am
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Location: land of the free, Bexhill-on-Sea
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walking down the road yesterday, someone threw some shampoo at me. Turns out it was real poo.
one of the running gags at the Milton jones gig Friday was this sham thing. There were several more as you can imagine.
Good gig by the way. Apart from the above, was clean and crisp, no smut.Very family friendly.
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Fogmeister
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:35 pm
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I met a transvestite from Greater Manchester the other day.
He had a Wigan address.
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jonlumb
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:44 pm
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Location: Exeter
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Saw him at the Comedy Store earlier in the year, I did enjoy that little series. The Champagne one was the best
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Spreadie
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:06 pm
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Location: IoW
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This is a story about four people, named EveryC**t, SomeC**t, AnyC**t and NoC**t.
One day, there was a job that needed doing, and SomeC**t was asked to do it.
EveryC**t was sure that SomeC**t would do it, but NoC**t did it.
EveryC**t got angry because it was SomeC**t's job.
NoC**t realised that AnyC**t could have done it, and it end up with EveryC**t blaming SomeC**t; and NoC**t doing what AnyC**t could have done.
I think I work with these c**ts!
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leeds_manc
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:19 pm
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Location: Manchester
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no one actually thinks of Wigan being in Greater Manchester though, better to say Lancashire I think Heard about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He lay awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
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