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Done - I don't want everyone knowing I've got a big cock, it's against my human rights :lol: :lol: :oops:
But Ernie, it's right there on your forehead for every one to see anyway.

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You do know it's a scanner not a magnifying glass don't you? ;) :lol:


I come for the chat but I stay for the abuse :oops:

Top marks to l3v1ck though - Mark, you're slacking :lol:

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Mark, you're slacking :lol:
I've been slacking for years now Ernie, why change the habit of a lifetime.

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Mark, you're slacking :lol:

Is that a cock insult?

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I question the fact that these scanners are being used at all, especially in light of evidence to suggest they don't work.

But when I get to an airport I have two choices:-
1. Get scanned and get on the plane on the way to my holiday.
2. Refuse to be scanned and be questioned by officials and refused the right to fly.

I know which one I'm going to choose.

I have nothing to hide and this thing isn't going to kill me so I see no problem with it. Let them play with their new toy as long as it doesn't hurt me (or anyone else who steps inside it) I'm not too fussed.

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Dogs can be trained to sniff for explosives. Just have one dog per metal detector.

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Dogs can be trained to sniff for explosives. Just have one dog per mettle detector.

Oh No!! Are they checking your mettle as well as metal content? I haven't got much mettle :(

Andy :lol:

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I have a problem with most things introduced by the authorities, especially in the area of "security", but this doesn't particularly bother me TBH.

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Oh No!! Are they checking your mettle as well as metal content? I haven't got much mettle :(
My apologies, I was distracted as I was typing. :oops: :cry:

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Done - I don't want everyone knowing I've got a big cock, it's against my human rights :lol: :lol: :oops:

Actually wouldn't this improve your attractiveness to the opposite sex, if they can get over your accent? ;)


Actually the foreign English ladies like this accent - just as well, the amount of times I have to phone companies about stuff that hasn't been delivered etc. One girl said she loved the accent (alongside the foreign Scotch accent), and especially when we say 'dead on' :lol:

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Dogs can be trained to sniff for explosives. Just have one dog per metal detector.


I'd prefer someone to see my nuts than have a dog sniff them, sharp teeth that close to your tackle :!: :D

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Oh No!! Are they checking your mettle as well as metal content? I haven't got much mettle :(
My apologies, I was distracted as I was typing. :oops: :cry:

Sorry Andrew, but I love it when typo's still apply in the context of the original post :lol:
I quite like the idea of a machine that can assess a persons mettle :ugeek:

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Oh No!! Are they checking your mettle as well as metal content? I haven't got much mettle :(
My apologies, I was distracted as I was typing. :oops: :cry:

Sorry Andrew, but I love it when typo's still apply in the context of the original post :lol:
I quite like the idea of a machine that can assess a persons mettle :ugeek:

It stares you out while you walk past it.

If you flinch then you're not allowed on the flight.

:lol:

I love it :D

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So I guess that means I'll have to stop smuggling drugs out of the country? :roll:

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So I guess that means I'll have to stop smuggling drugs out of the country? :roll:

Caz we already talked about this, it's bad for your health, the stress and money just aren't worth it....

Do I need to carry out another "intervention"?

:lol:

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So I guess that means I'll have to stop smuggling drugs out of the country? :roll:

Caz we already talked about this, it's bad for your health, the stress and money just aren't worth it....

Do I need to carry out another "intervention"?

:lol:


It was only personal *sulks*

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