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One thing I forgot to mention is whenever people drink for example fizzy drinks, some go "aaaahhh" at the end? whats the f***ing point??? I get big time irritated whenever I see and hear this. It's as though they are rubbing it in with the disgusting sound to wind me up :evil: :evil: :evil: Them types should be shot and I can safely say that I have never EVER done that stupid trait ever, extremly bad mannered and f**king annoying :x

edit: wow whenever I read my own posts I come across a right lunatic :shock:


Sometimes a nice can of Coke is just that good Bratty :lol:

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Sometimes a nice can of Coke is just that good Bratty :lol:[/quote]

id say its bad for you :) "aspartame" is gentically modified bacteria which is harmful in fizzy drinks, the masonic cartoon futurama mocks this with a drink called "slerm" or something :cry:

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I cant be arsed to make my own list so thought I'd comment on some of Rusty's GIANT list of pissed off :lol:

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  • Putting too much skin on show
  • Letting the rest of us see your thong
    Depends on the person :lol:
  • Women being allowed to work in whatever clothes they want when the men have to wear a tie
    Like my old work place. Some women didnt even bother looking smart never mind a tie.
  • Birthday/Christmas gift lists
    I have to do this otherwise my parents buy me something I already have (like the Sat Nav last year)
  • Keytones on mobile phones - turn them off!
    You can add playing music out loud on your [LIFTED] phone speaker on the bus
  • Installing toolbars in Firefox
    My dad wont allow his grandson to install a game (Spore) on his PC as it "messes it up and slows it down" and has about 4 seperate toolbars in Firefox then says "see how slow it loads"
  • Pets.
    Really?
  • Animals in the house
    My bunny lives in the house :D
  • The TV set being the focus of the living room
    Mine is. But that so I can be comfortable and get a good view on the Xbox. TV is generally [LIFTED].
  • Market researchers, Mormons, JWs, street evangelists, canvassers, leafleters for nightclubs - F*** OFF!
  • Tailgating
    Get out my f*****g way then ;)
  • People who beep/tailgate if you don't do the speed limit
    Dont do the speed limit?? Does not compute.
  • Speeding
    :shock:


I'll add...

  • Midwives making me feel crap in my own house as they dont bother to learn my name or even say 'bye' after a visit (just a glance and a nod) like I dont even exisit. Who am I? Oh yeah, I'm just the dad, the male, the sperm donor.
  • 12 year olds and/or Americans shouting, screaming, crying, moaning on COD:MW. Even if the point is valid (which it normally isnt) the sound of the voice grates me to the point I want to be deaf. And dead.
  • Fanboys. All fanboys who seem to think an alleigance to a consumer product is somehow beneficial to their lives to the point they will shout at other people for owning something different. Especially Sony fanboys.
  • People who park in disabled and parent spots who shouldnt (especially if you drive a BMW and think you have the god given right). The supermarket put the spaces there for a reason i.e. for disabled people and parents who may need more space to get a wheelchair/kid seat out of a car or for the safety/conveinience of the individual(s). C**t.

So I've covered being a b***h, being 12 or American, being a fanboy and being a c**t. They're traits I could do without in my life :lol: Thats it for now. I should be doing some work.

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Sometimes a nice can of Coke is just that good Bratty :lol:


id say its bad for you :) "aspartame" is gentically modified bacteria which is harmful in fizzy drinks, the masonic cartoon futurama mocks this with a drink called "slerm" or something :cry:[/quote]

I may be wrong but I thought that was only present in the diet version of Coke?

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id say its bad for you :)


Yup.

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"aspartame" is gentically modified bacteria


Nope.

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the masonic cartoon futurama mocks this


Nope.

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Sometimes a nice can of Coke is just that good Bratty :lol:


id say its bad for you :) "aspartame" is gentically modified bacteria which is harmful in fizzy drinks, the masonic cartoon futurama mocks this with a drink called "slerm" or something :cry:


I may be wrong but I thought that was only present in the diet version of Coke?[/quote]

I don't think you are wrong and I was about to make the same point. The Real Thing™ may have tons of sugar in it, but it's an unabridged and genuine drink and the "ahhhh" response is more appropriate from a proper bottle of Coca-Cola, but you're right - sometimes a can is just that good.

As for the toilet seat, whilst I may agree with the logic of the seat up approach (and I really do), seat AND lid down has to be the way forward if you ever want to spend any time in the company of women.


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http://www.snopes.com/medical/toxins/aspartame.asp

Aspartame, nothing like as bad as you might think Bratty.

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I hate that almost as much as people refering to the lanes as anything other than 1, 2, 3 etc. ;)

Also with the reference to parent and child parking spaces, well I think they are fair game. I respect the disabled ones, although I do think there are too many.

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Also with the reference to parent and child parking spaces, well I think they are fair game.


They're really not though. In fact there's notices put up quite clearly stating that they're not. But regardless of the supermarket's own rules its f*****g ignorant and until you've tried to haul a car seat out of a 'standard' space whilst taking care not to touch the car next to yours (cos I'm nice like that) you wont understand. And before someone says 'its your choice to have kids' thats not the point either. The spaces are put there for a reason.

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Also with the reference to parent and child parking spaces, well I think they are fair game.


They're really not though. In fact there's notices put up quite clearly stating that they're not. But regardless of the supermarket's own rules its f*****g ignorant and until you've tried to haul a car seat out of a 'standard' space whilst taking care not to touch the car next to yours (cos I'm nice like that) you wont understand. And before someone says 'its your choice to have kids' thats not the point either. The spaces are put there for a reason.


I think the factor that annoys me is that most of the time the parent ones are closer to the doors than the disabled ones, which does seem to be a screwed priority. Once a kid is in a pushchair it's not such an issue.

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Also with the reference to parent and child parking spaces, well I think they are fair game.


They're really not though. In fact there's notices put up quite clearly stating that they're not. But regardless of the supermarket's own rules its f*****g ignorant and until you've tried to haul a car seat out of a 'standard' space whilst taking care not to touch the car next to yours (cos I'm nice like that) you wont understand. And before someone says 'its your choice to have kids' thats not the point either. The spaces are put there for a reason.


I think the factor that annoys me is that most of the time the parent ones are closer to the doors than the disabled ones, which does seem to be a screwed priority. Once a kid is in a pushchair it's not such an issue.


FALSE. At both my nearest Asda, Sainsbury's, Tesco's and Morrisons the child spots are further away from the doors than the disabled ones (and rightly so). In the case of Sainsbury's you can actually be much closer to the doors if you park in one of the standard spots than some of the kid spots. The benefit for me is not to try to be close to the doors but the extra width afforded to get the baby in and out.

This, for example, is Sainsbury's:

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Well that's good to hear if it is the norm elsewhere. I was speaking on the basis of my local Tesco where the parent ones are right next to the building whereas the diabled ones are in a row further away.

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If the parent spaces were furthest away from the store than any other space then they wouldn't be abused as much. And how many parents would then park in normal spaces for the convenience of being closer to the store?

So if you want space to open car doors fully go to the far end of the car park.

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After reading this thread again, I feel my response should be:

I dislike everything that anyone might do, think or say if I wouldn't do, think or say it. I (and only I) am right, my head is my world, I am King of it. The rest of you commoners can b*gger right off!

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