If we could use the dead then there would be could be a bonus for the families of the obese. Though that could mean we are dependant on the Scots again?

Ah, but the dead don't have the power. That was Oli's point. All that energy is contained in a living body. That's the snag.

So do we wait till they are getting on a bit, then get their kids to say "Look mum we cant afford to keep you in this nursing home any longer. So would you like to sign up for the grannies for power program? You need to sign before the end of the month. As the tax year means that we will get the energy payment taxed at the lower rate, and we can avoid the death taxes on your estate. Also when was the last time that you did anything for us?"