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The point of the ads is that most are out of her league and so organ donation is the best hope of most getting into her. Not for me though. ;)

Oh really is that the point? I don't think anyone else got that. ;)


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The point of the ads is that most are out of her league and so organ donation is the best hope of most getting into her. Not for me though. ;)

Oh really is that the point? I don't think anyone else got that. ;)

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If I'm out of her league (which I probably am) I consider myself lucky to be so.

I never said she was thin, just that her appearance suggests she would break in half, were I to get inside her without donating an organ. That's not really my type. Megan Fox wouldn't break - boob gap or otherwise.


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Nobody would want my organ it's a got a bend in it.......

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Megan Fox wouldn't break - boob gap or otherwise.


That's the spirit!

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Megan Fox wouldn't break - boob gap or otherwise.


That's the spirit!


Glad you appreciated it Nick. That was especially for you.


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Nobody would want my organ it's a got a bend in it.......


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so organ donation is the best hope of most getting into her


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so organ donation is the best hope of most getting into her


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I do struggle to see the message here.

Am I supposed to get a doner card in the hope of getting some kind of sexual gratification? What if the recipient was a person I found deeply unattractive?

Strange ad. Strange.

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If anyone wants my organs, they've gone past scraping the bottom of the barrel. Most of them are either broken, malfunctioning or filled with tar. Or all of the above.

Unless we're talking about my penis. In which case that is way beyond scraping the bottom of the barrel and sending mining teams out into the depths of sheer desperation. ;-)


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Don't be gloomy, I'm sure you have a perfectly excellent little penis.


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Don't be gloomy, I'm sure you have a perfectly excellent little penis.


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Don't be gloomy, I'm sure you have a perfectly excellent little penis.

Remove 'perfectly' and 'excellent' and you're getting there :-P


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