the only blanks I fire are 9mm ones

On so many levels!

Are you sugesting Bratty firing "live ammo" is a better situation???

Well you need to clear the chamber every so often

all depends on the mentality of the creator, if the creator is a halfwit (ie the stereotype single parent mums with half a brain type, alcoholics, drug users, all rotten people etc should be infertilised to stop spawning chav types/future criminals etc on this island, and rats should get their parts cut off to stop them raping and harassing other females

Firing blanks at a pussy... Do other forums behave like this?

As others have said I have no idea, but I do fall asleep lying on my right side... apparently I'm all knees and elbows when I am asleep, but you'd have to take Mrs. V's word for that hence the pie vote.

If you fire live rounds you could be in for 18 years of trouble. I'm only 7 months in and I dont see me getting an early parole.

Always foetal, on my right hand side, with a wall behind me and at my head, facing into the room, typically the door. With all those factors in place I sleep like a baby with a smile on my face. Any other position and I can still sleep, but I'm restless the next day.

Same here regardless whether drunk or not.

On my front.

How do you think an egg sleeps?

Mark

Wrapped in bubblewrap in case of earthquakes?

Wobbling around like a weeble getting turned by the big chicken every few hours?

Very close to a chicken's bum?

That's only when you're near by, Edd.
(8+p

Mark