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John_Vella

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Re: The Random Sh*t Thread Pt 3

Zippy wrote:


	oceanicitl wrote: Wild animals should really stay in the wild anyway. Was he prickly to hold or are the spikes soft at that age?

They are quite soft with dull ends, not really sharp at all.

J_V when I've relocated hedgehogs in the past they haven't been adopted by a family, but they haven't been run out of town either, they just grow up with other hedgehogs and eventually find a mate in the community. Tiggywinkles is quite far away and the majority of vet practices won't take them (IME) so since there's a Hedgehog haven on the allotment, I think he'll do better there, especially since that's most likely where they were heading anyway.

Since I have no experience of rescuing hedgehogs I'll bow to your superior knowledge on this one

Should I assume that they are fairly friendly in their own communities, as in they just live and let live then?

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Thu Jul 22, 2010 5:57 pm

CMOT-Weasel

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Re: The Random Sh*t Thread Pt 3


	soddit112 wrote: my GF is a native Northerner

Err, snap. We don't have the same missus do we? O.o

Thu Jul 22, 2010 6:02 pm

timark_uk

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	soddit112 wrote: my GF is a native Northerner (I come from Mid Bedfordshire), so she says tea when she means dinner, and dinner when she means lunch. its so confusing it may as well be another language

Nope. You're wrong. She says dinner, she means dinner. She says tea, she means tea.
It's really not rocket surgery. All you prissy, poncy lah-di-dah's with your lunches …

Mark

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Thu Jul 22, 2010 6:09 pm

finlay666

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Re: The Random Sh*t Thread Pt 3

jonbwfc wrote:


	timark_uk wrote: Dude, she hits balls with hard metal objects. At high speed. Mark

Yes, but she's very happy with a 69.

Oooh, that was too far.

She doesn't like it when the balls are in the long stuff

She has an excellent grip on the shaft when using both hands

She is a reliable swinger

Her aim is to finish with as few strokes as possible

She likes her balls smooth and free of imperfections

etc etc.

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Thu Jul 22, 2010 6:18 pm

CMOT-Weasel

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	finlay666 wrote: She doesn't like it when the balls are in the long stuff She has an excellent grip on the shaft when using both hands She is a reliable swinger Her aim is to finish with as few strokes as possible She likes her balls smooth and free of imperfections etc etc.

She sounds bloody picky and not very good for it. :roll:

Thu Jul 22, 2010 6:34 pm

soddit112

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Re: The Random Sh*t Thread Pt 3

CMOT-Weasel wrote:


	soddit112 wrote: my GF is a native Northerner

Err, snap. We don't have the same missus do we? O.o

um, i hope not :shock:

bout 5'3", brown hair, very ticklish belly?

timark_uk wrote:


	soddit112 wrote: my GF is a native Northerner (I come from Mid Bedfordshire), so she says tea when she means dinner, and dinner when she means lunch. its so confusing it may as well be another language

Nope. You're wrong. She says dinner, she means dinner. She says tea, she means tea.
It's really not rocket surgery. All you prissy, poncy lah-di-dah's with your lunches …

Mark

no way, tea is at 4

its the "ive just gotten home from school, and im starving. cupboard raid!!!" meal

Thu Jul 22, 2010 8:13 pm

forquare1

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Re: The Random Sh*t Thread Pt 3

soddit112 wrote:

timark_uk wrote:


	soddit112 wrote: my GF is a native Northerner (I come from Mid Bedfordshire), so she says tea when she means dinner, and dinner when she means lunch. its so confusing it may as well be another language

Nope. You're wrong. She says dinner, she means dinner. She says tea, she means tea.
It's really not rocket surgery. All you prissy, poncy lah-di-dah's with your lunches …

Mark

no way, tea is at 4

its the "ive just gotten home from school, and im starving. cupboard raid!!!" meal

Fri Jul 23, 2010 6:33 am

EddArmitage

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Re: The Random Sh*t Thread Pt 3


	finlay666 wrote: likes her balls smooth and free of imperfections

No she doesn't. She wants lots and lots of dents in them, arranged in a really complicated pattern.

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Fri Jul 23, 2010 8:22 am

EddArmitage

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Re: The Random Sh*t Thread Pt 3

timark_uk wrote:


	soddit112 wrote: my GF is a native Northerner (I come from Mid Bedfordshire), so she says tea when she means dinner, and dinner when she means lunch. its so confusing it may as well be another language

Nope. You're wrong. She says dinner, she means dinner. She says tea, she means tea.
It's really not rocket surgery. All you prissy, poncy lah-di-dah's with your lunches …

EPIC FAIL

forquare1 wrote:


	soddit112 wrote: no way, tea is at 4 its the "ive just gotten home from school, and im starving. cupboard raid!!!" meal

Abso-bloody-xactly. Tea is a light, mid->late afternoon meal.

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Fri Jul 23, 2010 8:23 am

timark_uk

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Re: The Random Sh*t Thread Pt 3

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Fri Jul 23, 2010 8:30 am

EddArmitage

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Re: The Random Sh*t Thread Pt 3


	timark_uk wrote: (8+)

I remembered!

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Fri Jul 23, 2010 8:36 am

timark_uk

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Re: The Random Sh*t Thread Pt 3

EddArmitage wrote:


	timark_uk wrote: (8+)

I remembered!

So I see. Well done you.

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	okenobi wrote: All I know so far is that Mark, Jimmy Olsen and Peter Parker use Nikon and everybody else seems to use Canon.


	ShockWaffle wrote: Well you obviously. You're a one man vortex of despair.

Fri Jul 23, 2010 8:42 am

EddArmitage

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Re: The Random Sh*t Thread Pt 3

timark_uk wrote:

EddArmitage wrote:


	timark_uk wrote: (8+)

I remembered!

So I see. Well done you.

You're still wrong, though.

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Fri Jul 23, 2010 9:04 am

veato

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Re: The Random Sh*t Thread Pt 3

OMG

So I bought a Vivitar UWS on eBay listed as new. When it arrived though you could see I quite clearly is not. I complained and the seller admitted it wasnt new but 'unused' and that I could have my money back (quite bluntly I might add). I suggested it would take my time and effort to send back - its not like its an expensive item - so said I would want all P&P refunding if I were to bother. He didn't reply.

3 days later I thought what the hell and left a negative feedback. As I'm the buyer he cant leave a negative for me so he left a positive with the words:-

Buyer wanted to return ANAL DILDO after he used it. Told him not possible.

[LIFTED]

P.S. guessing that the swear filter picks up the above word - to be clear - its a four letter word beginning with C and ending in UNT. Its not a word I use often but find it describes him perfectly.

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EddArmitage

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Re: The Random Sh*t Thread Pt 3

Report it to eBay? Presumably it'll take 2 seconds for one of them to see it was a flash you brought and remove the feedback. They may even remove it because it's -ve feedback left as +ve.

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Fri Jul 23, 2010 9:50 am

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