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mars-bar-man
Doesn't have much of a life
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 4:00 pm Posts: 940 Location: Pompy
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Or they will 
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pg2114
Doesn't have much of a life
Joined: Sat Apr 25, 2009 9:17 pm Posts: 741
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I like this one... Law 4: The performance increase you can expect from running a Registry cleaner can be calculated as z(n + y), where n is the number of Registry entries cleaned, y is your system CPU's clock speed in gigahertz, and z = 0. Peter.
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Sat Aug 08, 2009 8:23 pm |
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saspro
Site Admin
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 5:53 pm Posts: 8603 Location: location, location
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bowlarks
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pg2114
Doesn't have much of a life
Joined: Sat Apr 25, 2009 9:17 pm Posts: 741
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Was that intended for myself? Peter.
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Sat Aug 08, 2009 9:25 pm |
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saspro
Site Admin
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 5:53 pm Posts: 8603 Location: location, location
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Nope I'm just pissed 
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Sat Aug 08, 2009 9:48 pm |
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pg2114
Doesn't have much of a life
Joined: Sat Apr 25, 2009 9:17 pm Posts: 741
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Drunk in charge of a forum. Whatever next? Peter.
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Sat Aug 08, 2009 9:57 pm |
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saspro
Site Admin
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 5:53 pm Posts: 8603 Location: location, location
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The problems of going out for the x404 London meetup. I think I want a kebab 
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Sat Aug 08, 2009 9:58 pm |
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pcernie
Legend
Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm Posts: 45931 Location: Belfast
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It's actually the other PC World website I reckon, which I discovered while actually looking for the twits you're alluding to 
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Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:05 am |
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mars-bar-man
Doesn't have much of a life
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 4:00 pm Posts: 940 Location: Pompy
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Wooo!!! Off to watch Somerset play ye olde cricket!!
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Sun Aug 09, 2009 10:34 am |
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Danstevens
Occasionally has a life
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:44 pm Posts: 417
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John_Vella
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:55 am Posts: 7935 Location: Manchester.
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Over the weekend I have discovered that slowly taking a deep breath through ones teeth and slowly saying, (through gritted teeth, and in an annoyed voice, with the slightest of pauses between each word) "OH EM EFF GEE" can be almost as effective as actually telling someone to [LIFTED] off. 
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Mon Aug 10, 2009 7:31 am |
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finlay666
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:40 pm Posts: 4876 Location: Newcastle
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How to lose your job on Facebook (NSFW language) http://imgur.com/6zjNO.jpg
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Mon Aug 10, 2009 10:20 am |
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John_Vella
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:55 am Posts: 7935 Location: Manchester.
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Apparently my "collagues" have been complaining to the team leader that I'm not pulling my weight. Like I care... sad bastards!  Oh I sooo want to get the job I went for on Friday.
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Mon Aug 10, 2009 10:26 am |
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bobbdobbs
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:10 pm Posts: 5490 Location: just behind you!
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Mon Aug 10, 2009 10:29 am |
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Zippy
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:20 pm Posts: 3838 Location: Here Abouts
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OMG I haven't got time to be silly That's a sad, sad day 
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