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pcernie wrote:
The 36 unwritten rules of technology

http://www.pcadvisor.co.uk/news/index.c ... 0488&&pn=1

I could add a few to the list :x

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Law 1: For every fix that a Windows Update patches, the update will break two more things on your PC - Darren Gladstone, PC World.

Or they will :roll: ;)

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pcernie wrote:
The 36 unwritten rules of technology

http://www.pcadvisor.co.uk/news/index.c ... 0488&&pn=1

I like this one...

Law 4: The performance increase you can expect from running a Registry cleaner can be calculated as z(n + y), where n is the number of Registry entries cleaned, y is your system CPU's clock speed in gigahertz, and z = 0.

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I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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saspro wrote:
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Was that intended for myself?

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saspro wrote:
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Was that intended for myself?

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Nope I'm just pissed ;)

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jonlumb wrote:
I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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Nope I'm just pissed ;)

Drunk in charge of a forum. Whatever next?

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Nope I'm just pissed ;)

Drunk in charge of a forum. Whatever next?

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jonlumb wrote:
I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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Law 1: For every fix that a Windows Update patches, the update will break two more things on your PC - Darren Gladstone, PC World.

Or they will :roll: ;)


It's actually the other PC World website I reckon, which I discovered while actually looking for the twits you're alluding to ;)

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pg2114 wrote:
pcernie wrote:
The 36 unwritten rules of technology

http://www.pcadvisor.co.uk/news/index.c ... 0488&&pn=1

I like this one...

Law 4: The performance increase you can expect from running a Registry cleaner can be calculated as z(n + y), where n is the number of Registry entries cleaned, y is your system CPU's clock speed in gigahertz, and z = 0.

Peter.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Yeah, that's a good one.

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I wonder if the brick will overheat before apple release a firmware update for it??


Depends if it’s an air brick or not, I suppose.


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John's hot. No denying it. But he's hardly Karen now, is he ;)

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