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Just watching a US based news report on a website, and at the start of it was an advert for the Black Bear Diner... and they do a breakfast burger.
A breakfast burger. MMMmmmm.


I tried a quarter pounder with cheese pie a couple of days ago. Nice idea, poor result. :(

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If one is diving so close to the limits that +/- 1% will make a difference then the error has already been made.


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:D 8-) brilliant

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Normal levels of posting will be resumed for the next two weeks and five days. :ugeek:

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:D 8-) brilliant

Repost from a couple of years ago. Not that I'm complaining. After all, we should keep our basic life saving skills up to date.

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The quick way I was shown was to just do CPR right between the nipples.

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http://www.fhm.com/girls/news/rihanna-r ... r+01+02+13

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And a standard-issue FHM 'article'

http://www.fhm.com/girls/news/five-sign ... r+01+02+13

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ProfessorF wrote:

I spoke to my optician and he said to avoid the glasses cleaning tissues that you can buy, because the chemicals can turn modern, coated lenses cloudy!

I use just water and a little soap. Mostly a tissue, because I don't have anything else handy.

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The quick way I was shown was to just do CPR right between the nipples.


I don't see how that would work on a 70 year old grandmother.

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^^^In a male, it's accurate. In a female, it may not be. The idea is to do it in the right place.

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Just a little up from the base of the sternum.

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Just a little up from the base of the sternum.

I was told it was two fingers width up. The dummy we used lit up when you got it right. Unfortunately people don't often have lights on like that!

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