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People seem to look at you strangely when you're playing with a blowtorch at your desk

Still better than a necklace of ears.

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Tue Oct 15, 2013 10:54 am
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An unfortunate case of linguistic misunderstanding


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Peugeot 308 noises:

Like - indicator. Sounds like an effect from an 80s computer game.

Dislike - horn. Utterly pathetic.

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My whipped dairy beverage attracts the attention of many males to my place of residence and/or employment. They declare it to be of a quality which far surpasses that of yours. Absolutely, it far surpasses yours. I could convey to you its recipe; but I would be compelled to request remuneration.


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My whipped dairy beverage attracts the attention of many males to my place of residence and/or employment

More accurately, it causes them to amass outside.

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My whipped dairy beverage causes many males to amass outside my place of residence and/or employment. They declare it to be of a quality which far surpasses that of yours. Absolutely, it far surpasses yours. I could convey to you its recipe; but I would be compelled to request remuneration.


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=p ... D-UQ#t=183

I always lose it at "you can eat sand my man"


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Upgraded my tablet to Windows 8.1 and it is more responsive than ever. Some nice new features as well, but I'm still looking for a way to turn off the silly Windows button the desktop taskbar... I have a hardware button for that!

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My whipped dairy beverage causes many males to amass outside my place of residence and/or employment. They declare it to be of a quality which far surpasses that of yours. Absolutely, it far surpasses yours. I could convey to you its recipe; but I would be compelled to request remuneration.



still love that song;)


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AstroTurf?
http://www.theverge.com/2013/10/22/4867 ... oogle-play

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No it was user friendly and smooth, :)


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Kiwi drivers are so bad someone used their horn because I didn't go through a red light.

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