for all his fault (and they are legio), is a stand up guy!

TPATPA is a fall down guy

TPA is "bringin' on the 'tude, can't be makin' time for no mad sad bad dude"

sings this about her long lost love :
His name was Jonny,
We met at the junior prom.
My friends all thought he was peachy
And so did my mom.
And though he said that he would always stand by me,
Somehow I could tell that it was never meant to be.
So I cut the brake cables
Of his Harley Davidson.

TPA and TPATPA are making their posts rhyme.

And seem to be doin' it all the time

could be the one that we
Will crown the new sensation,
Have you got what it takes to drive
Your fans to acts of self-mutilation?

Are you clean shaven?
Do you have a beard?
Are you normal?
Or are you weird?

knows it was almost like a dream come true
When he moved in right next door to you.
he didn't think you'd notice at all
When he drilled those holes in your bathroom wall.
he could watch you growing,
Never knowing
Where your underwear kept going,
And as you checked your washing line,
he would sit and imagine you were mine.

If only Ihe could make you listen, if they could be friends,
he'd get rid of his night-vision goggles and long-distance lens.

The man likes toast
But only with butter
Posting his rhymes
The guy's a nutter!

:etc:

still recalls the words you said,
When she found you hiding beneath her bed.
he offered her his undying love,
And his waders, trenchcoat, and surgical gloves.
Now he ask his warder,
Why yshe soughta
Take out that restraining order,
And though hes locked in a six by nine,
he can still imagine she is mine.
hes out in eight months time,
Until then he'll imagine she is mine.

should stop...... really
takes things a shade too far

is right

is a pigeon

Chases pidgeons in the park

Walks through parks, kicking leaves. He really should wait for them to fall out of the trees first though

Has made me think he constantly has his tongue sticking out.