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I always smile when people type mother load.

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Andrew's review of Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel on Amazon. :lol:

Brutally honest and straight to the point. NSFW language.

Brilliant!

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Friend once tried shaving his, uh, gentleman's area.
Gave up half way through, and with a partly freshly shaved area, applied some of the girlfriend's Veet.
You know that aftershave sting?
MMm.
Then tried walking to the chemists to find something to make the pain go away.
True story.

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contrary to popular belief, there is in fact income tax in the British Virgin Islands, but the rate of taxation has been set at zero


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leeds_manc wrote:
I always smile when people type mother load.

Instead of mother lode.


Same when people type colon instead of cologne
http://www.sadanduseless.com/2012/04/twitter-cologne/

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leeds_manc wrote:
I always smile when people type mother load.

Instead of mother lode.


Same when people type colon instead of cologne
http://www.sadanduseless.com/2012/04/twitter-cologne/

Same when people type cologne instead of Köln. :lol:

Ah, read the link, you mean eau-de-Cologne

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leeds_manc wrote:
I always smile when people type mother load.

Instead of mother lode.


A bit like typing colon instead of cologne.

"I love the smell of my boyfriend's colon."

:lol:

*edit* beaten to the chase.

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anyone own any "insight" books, ive been searching for years :( used to read them as a kid, theyre like college books or big heavy blue encyclopedias theyre from the 80s and theyre the best books ever, I think theres about 14 volumes, very heavy books and wish I knew the proper name of them as I cant search on net without giving me crasp :evil:

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Inception cat!


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Inception cat!
Heh.

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On the way home yesterday, I saw my first proper double rainbow.

I've seen rainbows before but they've always been arcs rather than full semi circles. It started off as an arc maybe 60 degrees. Then I noticed it was a double rainbow with the colours more faint but backwards. Then I turned the corner and BAM! Full semi circle, both rainbows. It was frikkin glorious. Better still, I could see where it started, which was at the ground (road surface). No pot of gold though.

I really wish I had a camera on me there and then.

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