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Jupiter Ascending - just don't.

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Jupiter Ascending - just don't.
I quite enjoyed it :-)


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All 5 of us sat looking at each other when it finished. Nobody wanted to say anything, but when I confessed I thought it was laughably bad, the dam broke.
We had to repair to a local pub to discuss how bad it was further.

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Having seen The Ladykillers at the theatre recently and having great fondness for the original film I thought I'd give the Cohen Brothers 2004 version a go.

Wish I hadn't. I tried to think of it as a film in it's own right but it had none of the charm of the original and didn't hold my interest. The stage version was brilliant and that was on one stage with a revolving set. Says it all really.

5/10

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American Sniper is a very good film.


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Absobloodybrilliant :)

Food, hunky men (and the lovely Sofía Vergara & Scarlett Johansson) and a fantastic soundtrack. What more could you ask for?

Great love story between a father and his boy.

Bought it on blue ray as it wasn't expensive and really glad I did. Thoroughly enjoyable and not a Superman / Spiderman / IronMan in sight. So Ernie won't like it :lol: :lol:

Watch it right to the end of the credits.

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Absobloodybrilliant :)

Food, hunky men (and the lovely Sofía Vergara & Scarlett Johansson) and a fantastic soundtrack. What more could you ask for?

Great love story between a father and his boy.

Bought it on blue ray as it wasn't expensive and really glad I did. Thoroughly enjoyable and not a Superman / Spiderman / IronMan in site. So Ernie won't like it :lol: :lol:

Watch it right to the end of the credits.


Actually, there's an Iron Man and his two bodyguards in sight :P (Fav and ScarJo)

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Actually, there's an Iron Man and his two bodyguards in sight :P (Fav and ScarJo)


Trust you :P

Watch the film then. You'll know the actors.

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Having seen The Ladykillers at the theatre recently and having great fondness for the original film I thought I'd give the Cohen Brothers 2004 version a go.

Wish I hadn't. I tried to think of it as a film in it's own right but it had none of the charm of the original and didn't hold my interest. The stage version was brilliant and that was on one stage with a revolving set. Says it all really.

5/10

I saw a couple of clips this morning (Mojo's Top 10 film failures from acclaimed directors). It looked dire.

I loved the original - but then that was the Golden Age of the Ealing Comedy.

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has there ever been a good American remake of a British original? I can think of a few TV series that kind of were OK, but I can't think of a film remake that's ever really worked at all.


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Been a good while peeps, so a lot to catch up on here... been on an extensive Anime binge post-Japan, but a few other genres (old & new releases) in here...

So in no particular order:


The Babadook
Proper dark (horror) stuff - but falls over from being over-drawn and predictable. Niche = difficult to recommend.


300: Rise of an Empire
Sequel? Extended deleted scenes drawn out to feature length more like - utterly forgettable (nothing of interest to see here)


Filth
I'm not a fan of McAvoy at the best of times, and I can't say his poor-man's-Begby helped him out here - if only the story had more focus about, or at least after, the "reveal" then maybe it'd have been a better film, but not familiar with Welsh's novel, I don't know if that's how it was "supposed" to play out... either way, nah.


Dom Hemingway
Law's formulaic take on Bana's Chopper/Hardy's Bronson "big bad guy" is a bit old hat but Grant's wonderful (as ever) and as a rags-to-riches-to-rags rollercoaster it was (surprisingly) enjoyable, if not instantly (ever?) re-watchable.


Tusk
Hilariously bad. I wouldn't even lump it with "Gore Porn" (as others have, comparing it to Human Centipede) - it's more Evil Dead/Braindead (funny) than current bad-taste (Saw et al) in the end. Great cameo role from Depp. Shocked to learn it was Kevin Smith (I liked Red State) - he's on some odd tangent at the moment.


Origin: Spirits of the Past & Journey to Agartha
LOVE. If you enjoyed "Princess Mononoke", both fit right into the same beautiful-dark genre and both have me now scouring for a copy of "The Kojiki" that won't cost this me this much!


The Secret World of Arrietty
Utterly delightful - but when you've the nostalgic memories of growing up with Ian Holm in the TV series, it was hard (even with the Ghibli treatment) to miss a few notes.


5 Centimeters Per Second
Possibly one of the most beautifully drawn/rendered animated movies I have ever watched. The triptych-plot is equally fantastic - if not (I imagine) to everyone's sensibilities.


Ghost In The Shell Arise - Border 1 - Ghost Pain, Border 2 - Ghost Whisper, Border 3 - Ghost Tears & Border 4 - Ghost Stands Alone
Episodes watched back-to-back (to run like a feature-length) it's an interesting, if not wholly illuminating, or satisfying, "Origins"-esque tale of the Section 9 stalwarts. The kind of movie I imagine established GITS fans will love out of hand (or fight endlessly over canon) and makes for interloping fans (such as myself) want to dig in and read/see more to piece it altogether - but as a (4 part) standalone (boom! boom!) anime movie, sadly a little average.


The Wind Rises
Truly superb. My gramps got Kamikaze'd in the Pacific, and a copy is winging it's way to him now... I think it's THAT good.


Lucy
Besson+Johansson. How could they go so wrong. When I read our Chris saying "Limitless" was better, I doubted him at first. But now...


The Raid 2
Touted to trump the first, but a little over-long, over-woven and nowhere near the raw visceral brilliance of the first. Still, v.good.


Fantastic Planet
Wonderfully bizarre, challenging and psychadelic. Trumps (it's contemporary counterpart) Yellow Submarine by some margin. Can't believe it's taken me so long to buy (and watch) it!


Battle of the Warriors
Meh - gamble purchase - and although not a complete waste, fairy weak amongst it's peers - suffers (like most siege-movies) with limited scope so heavily reliant on the narrative and acting, which - delivered in "period-Chinese" style, is all too thin. Had they just let Andy Lau and the action choreographers loose a little more it could've been a fairly decent martial-arts movie (i.e. Warlords) but instead, presented in a more historical recount, it turns out a tad flat.


Taro The Dragon Boy
Great little film (for all ages) that (in-no-way-a-surprise-to-learn-afterwards) is a cult classic for very good reasons. Really glad I found (and watched) it simply out of searching for the film at the end of this long list...


Tales from Earthsea
Ghibli's Hayao Miyazaki's son Goro's film, sharing all the sentiments, character and beauty of the same studio - wonderful - and a welcome new addition.


The Girl Who Leapt Through Time
(I think) My first (at least acknowledged) "Shoujo" film, and yes, the whole unexplored "concept" is quite tripe, but forgetting the fantastical elements, and questionable conclusion, entertaining evening fodder.


Whispers of the Heart & From Up on Poppy Hill
A little saccharine, and an oddly peculiar inclusion/introduction to the (far more fantastical) film that followed it ("The Cat Returns") - but a delightful effort all the same.


Barefoot Gen
WOW. Writing now, my recollections are a bit hazy, but I remember this leaving me smiling, crying and ultimately speechless. I can only urge you to watch it.


Karafuru
Brilliant. Most will work out the "twist" early on - but as a study on life (with a little obligatory fantasy thrown in) it's a compelling yarn.


Predestination
Meh. Hawke's got a pedigree for leftfield sci-fi gigs (Gattaca), but this trips up on it's own entanglements. Forgettable.


Phenomena
Argento+Pleasence+Connelly. Promised much, but... "alright" till it goes schlock (I can forgive the classically bad acting of the era). Be warned, it's "Cult Classic" soundtrack is woefully dated - but in a bad 80's Rock way (nothing like the brilliance of the score for "Suspiria")


...and finally

Nezha Riots the Seas
I grew up with this (on VHS off of TV) and have spent countless hours trying to find it ever since - innocently using "Japan" in all of my search efforts, but thanks to a moment of carefree-Googling where I thought perhaps my childhood understanding of Asian subtleties might be skewed, a swap for "Chinese" (then some further extensive searching) I happened upon it - in all it's glory - and oh my, how happy I was/am. It still stands up today. Fan-tas-tic! :D


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I watched The Wind Rises over the weekend and second Snowy's recommendation, a stunner.

I also watched The Thing, As Good as it Gets and Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon... all of which I (and you)'ve seen before :P


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I watched The Wind Rises over the weekend and second Snowy's recommendation, a stunner.

I also watched The Thing, As Good as it Gets and Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon...
4 very good films! 8-)


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Good to see you back reviewing, snowy!

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Phenomena
Argento+Pleasence+Connelly. Promised much, but... "alright" till it goes schlock (I can forgive the classically bad acting of the era). Be warned, it's "Cult Classic" soundtrack is woefully dated - but in a bad 80's Rock way (nothing like the brilliance of the score for "Suspiria")


Agreed. Even by Argento's standards, this film really requires suspension of disbelief.

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The Girl Who Leapt Through Time
(I think) My first (at least acknowledged) "Shoujo" film, and yes, the whole unexplored "concept" is quite tripe, but forgetting the fantastical elements, and questionable conclusion, entertaining evening fodder.


I've watched the first 15 mins or so but don't feel interested enough to watch the rest yet.

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Barefoot Gen
WOW. Writing now, my recollections are a bit hazy, but I remember this leaving me smiling, crying and ultimately speechless. I can only urge you to watch it.


I read the manga many years ago and vaguely remember it being grim and depressing. I'll track down the animated version and see what it's like.

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The Girl Who Leapt Through Time is a nice, easy-watching anime. I like that sort of thing.


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