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ProfessorF
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:56 pm
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Truck racing is awesome.
Sun burn is not.
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Paul1965
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:29 pm
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From the BBC: In pictures: UFO archives openedHere's my favourite example as included in a witness statement. 
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"I hadn't known there were so many idiots in the world until I started using the Internet." - Stanislaw Lem
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John_Vella
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:55 am
Posts: 7935
Location: Manchester.
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I've got an interview in Sheffield at 14:00 tomorrow.  _________________John Vella BSc (Hons), PGCE - Still the official forum prankster and crude remarker  Sorry  I'll behave now. Promise 
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saspro
Site Admin
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 5:53 pm
Posts: 8603
Location: location, location
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I'm fed up of covering the helldesk on my own
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John_Vella
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:55 am
Posts: 7935
Location: Manchester.
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I'm looking for a new job... _________________John Vella BSc (Hons), PGCE - Still the official forum prankster and crude remarker Sorry I'll behave now. Promise
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pcernie
Legend
Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm
Posts: 45931
Location: Belfast
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I'm surprisingly happy for a Monday - I may have to lie down  _________________Plain English advice on everything money, purchase and service related:
http://www.moneysavingexpert.com/
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saspro
Site Admin
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 5:53 pm
Posts: 8603
Location: location, location
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You're hired. The money's crap, the location is crap & it's a thankless job. You'll fit straight it.
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ProfessorF
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:56 pm
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The constant low grade niggling pain from sun burn is really starting to get to me now. 
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pg2114
Doesn't have much of a life
Joined: Sat Apr 25, 2009 9:17 pm
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I can't believe the closing line of an email received, from one of my colleagues:
I will reach out to you once I have further information from them.
What a load of utter crap. What's up with speaking in normal English rather than just making up stupid phrases?
Peter.
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John_Vella
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:55 am
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Location: Manchester.
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Since the I.T. helpdesk was out-sourced to India a lot of the calls we get coming through end with the words "kindly do the needful" I have started closing calls with the description of work done as "Kindly did the needful and all is now well"  :etc: _________________John Vella BSc (Hons), PGCE - Still the official forum prankster and crude remarker Sorry I'll behave now. Promise
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veato
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:17 am
Posts: 5550
Location: Nottingham
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Along with 'thinking outside the box', 'touching base', 'blue sky thinking' and 'synergy'. _________________Twitter Blogflickr
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Zippy
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:20 pm
Posts: 3838
Location: Here Abouts
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I've just been stood up by my Design Boss. She called me, from my phone (I was in her office waiting) to tell me she was standing me up, crtitcised my chairs lack of comfort for her boney bottom and then left her rubbish on my desk for me to tidy up when I got back to my desk!! You have to admire the sheer cheek of the woman!! _________________The Official "Saucy Minx" This above all: To Thine Own Self Be True "Red sky at night, Shepherds Delight"..Which is a bit like Shepherds Pie, but with whipped topping instead of mashed potato.
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saspro
Site Admin
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 5:53 pm
Posts: 8603
Location: location, location
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Zippy, there's only one thing for it.
crap in her bottom drawer
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pcernie
Legend
Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm
Posts: 45931
Location: Belfast
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_________________Plain English advice on everything money, purchase and service related:
http://www.moneysavingexpert.com/
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Zippy
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:20 pm
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Location: Here Abouts
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Tee-Hee, if only I could be sure of getting away with it. Although, given her propensity for over-reaction (she is a Designer after-all ) I'd be hearing about it for the rest of my life!! _________________The Official "Saucy Minx" This above all: To Thine Own Self Be True "Red sky at night, Shepherds Delight"..Which is a bit like Shepherds Pie, but with whipped topping instead of mashed potato.
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