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Morning all.

Works departmental Christmas do last nigh. A good time was had by all me thinks. Whether certain people have a good morning today is another matter me thinks.
I think I will especially treasure a rather drunk colleague talking about someone else in the hushed tones only a drunk person can manage and yelling down the table 'Yeah but she's thick as sh!t'. Worryingly, it was meant affectionately.
Roll on Monday to find out what carnage ensued after the younger contingent toddled of to the only night club within 5 miles.

Have a great day folks.

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Sun Dec 15, 2013 10:56 am
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Still feeling like death, so it's off to my GP for a sick note tomorrow, as it'll be my 5th day off work.

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The works do was on Friday. I found out about it on Thursday evening when I overheard two colleagues discussing it. The best answer to the question "why didn't anyone tell me about it " was "you don't work on Fridays "

Oh well, didn't want to go anyway, but it's nice to know what people at work really think about you.

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Morning all

At work & looks like I'm the only one here for the next hour, yay.

More coffee for me then

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I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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Off to the Doc's shortly; feel [LIFTED] pathetic going in over what is basically just a bad cold, but employers will insist on their sick notes.

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Morning,

My secret santa gift is nearly a week late, and everyone's talking about dishing out the gifts tomorrow! Gunna pull rank and postpone it until Thursday. :|

In other news, I ordered bacon butties as a treat for the office staff two hours ago and we're still waiting.

Proper first world problems right there!

Also, feeling a little grumpy today because severe leg cramp woke me at 3.30 this morning (it still hurts now) and I couldn't get back to sleep. Even grumpier, because I didn't have breakfast when I decided I was going to get sarnies for everyone, and now I'm really hungry. Tw@thead, from last week, hasn't shown up and is dodging my calls - clearly, he's trying to delay payment of the account until after the year end - I'm sure a quarter of million quid will make his year-end accounts look much healthier. Of course, my bosses will be thrilled with me if we don't get that money in before xmas. :roll:

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Afternoon

Lots of banging and drilling going on here

Building work

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Evening all.

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Afternoon

Lots of banging going on here

Building work

Glad you clarified that ;)

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Morning all.

Looks like another busy day, coffee & breakfast at my desk before heading out in an hour or two then

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I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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Morning

Late one at work today as we're upgrading the phone system

Tea and cornflakes!

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Morning yall!
1.5 hrs to get in today. I love trains.


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Morning all.

Looks like a busy day searching for products (that may not even exist) for a company

Coffee & breakfast time

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Morning all.
Maybe today will be better than yesterday.
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