I still remember my first week down in Exeter. I wandered into the laundry room to do the weekly linen exchange, to be greeted by this older woman going "Alright my lover" in a thick Devonshire accent. I near fled in terror!

It makes me miss Bath already, them funny little accents (from the Bristolians who had emigrated). That and the cider.

Edd

Kay, I love you. All my life, I've been searching...

You know you enjoy my rebellion reeeeeeeeeeeallly!

You remind me of what I wanted to be when I was half my age. I went along a sensible path instead of taking the fun one.

I am sensible.

Actually I'm rather proud of my career at my age. You can read all about it in the new job prospect thread.

I just like to sift through my day. Sorting what needs to be done into a list, and what is least important goes at the bottom.

If you look upon life with a serious attitude, then chances are you're either going to fail miserably, or you will always, never fulfull what you want from life.

Spice it up a bit I say. Chances are, while your being silly, fun and carefree you'll stumble accross something that could be the missing piece to your jigsaw.

Let your hair down lady, come have a coffee and a smoke with me at 10!

I've never partaken of the evil weed. Hang on... You're in Wales, and I'm in Bexley. Hmm. It'll have to be a virtual coffee.

I'm not actually as sensible as I make out. I enjoy a good giggle, and can often find humour in the lowest point of a slough of despond.

I'm not pushy enough, though. I am a little too conservative to ever make much money at what I do - but then we get by and have enough to have some fun occasionally.

Don't get me started. It's one of those days.

Well, if you leave now. We will be able to have an afternoon coffee!

I'm about half way - I'll host the coffee if that helps

JV, what about using that 'burglar paint' for your unwanted intruder?:

http://www.insight-security.com/per-paint.htm

Don't forget the warning signs though


Can't have the thieves falling off can we

^ Brilliant, isn't it? Turning your property into a Health and Safety nightmare zone?

Sentry guns FTW!

Dude, take some advice from me.

This sorts out my stomach pains, and all types of reasons why I have them so none of the "Errr, but yor a woman" just take the advice, biatch!

Right, get 2 paracetamol. Get a nice cup of tea, or coffee and have 2 sugars. With milk.

Then, get the kettle on and fill a hot water bottle, wrap it in a tea towel, and pop it under your shirt onto your belly.

This works, 100%, if it don't it's GP time for you!

I was think about walking to work today, have a wander through the forest one last time...But then halfway there I gave up, so hot and too humid, sat and waited for the bus instead

Create a template and send them theirs back with a copy of teh template and tell them to do it ! Simple

That's what happened to get the data in the first place and it's come back with each markets "individuality" very markedly in evidence.