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They're banning internet porn! What's the most socially respectable way to raise this issue and convey my mortified political objections?


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leeds_manc wrote:
They're banning internet porn! What's the most socially respectable way to raise this issue and convey my mortified political objections?

Yeah, they need an Aunt Sally to bash, in an effort to divert attention away from all the other sh!te they're doing.

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22 months later I am now part of the corporate network!

Before now I had my personal phone (iPhone 4), personal email address (access anywhere), personal computer (latest Mac Mini, 2.3GHz i5, 8GB RAM) and used the non-company phone line for internet access.
Now I have a company phone (Blackberry Bold 9790), company email (access only on the company network & BB), company computer (Dell Precision 370 2.8GHz P4, 1GB RAM). My productivity has gone down the drain! The server is in France and I'm in the middle of Wales, so getting anything off the shared drive (one of the driving factors for getting company stuff) takes ages! A 26MB file took just over half an hour to copy to the shared drive!

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anyone know what a wheel tipper is? :evil: too nervous to search on it as I applied for a job for "HGV + wheel tipper" (badly want to work with trucks) kinda dont want to ruin the "surprise" too :( dunno if makes sense,

applied for about 8 other HGV companys but no responce from any :(

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I think a wheel tipper is a big wheelbarrow with an engine. Rear wheel drive so they are very sensitive when driving forwards.

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Meant to say rear wheel steering.

Dumper Truck / Tipper Lorry
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Clear as mud, no mention of wheel tipper but as the ad stated HGV + wheel tipper I would assume it meant dumper.

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I once drove one of those into the canal at Hebdon Bridge

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veato wrote:
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I once drove one of those into the canal at Hebdon Bridge

Did it make a satisfying splash ? :D

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Did it make a satisfying splash ? :D


It did along with the couple of ton of limestone I was moving! I jumped off beforehand.

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veato wrote:
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I once drove one of those into the canal at Hebden Bridge

Fixed ;)

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