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And we're up to 15 texts from her today.

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Sat Feb 25, 2012 12:06 am
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And we're up to 15 texts from her today.

I feel your pain. I broke up with an ex of mine over 4 years ago, just the other day she sent me a message inviting me to get intimate with her...

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Sat Feb 25, 2012 12:42 am
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Let me know when it gets to 100! :D
I had a freeaky girlfriend once. If I hadn't replied within 2 minutes,I start getting abusive sms that I didn't love her anymore... They would arrive in 15 lnute intervals.

And that was back before sms plans. All 4000 sms in a month cost real nonexistent!

I split up with her at 2 in the morning and turned off NXP mobile and unplugged the landline. At 10 the next day, I changed my number.

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Sat Feb 25, 2012 6:51 am
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Oh this is brilliant, two of the head columnists in the Times just wrote arguments against each other in the paper on separate days and obviously one of them, Philip Collins, didn't know that Matthew Paris was going to try to rip him apart, and now they're having a very posh argument in the comments section, with very long and strongly worded posts to each other, worth the subscription fee alone. :lol:


"when “the penny drops” for Matthew....Matthew has definitely dropped something here, but it’s not a penny. "

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Sun Feb 26, 2012 2:26 am
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Mother's Day. I keep forgetting about the 'oul doll' when these sort of things come along :oops:

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That Minnie Driver looked filthy-cute on Friday night in that dress...

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Just how awkward that photo looks.


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Just how awkward that photo looks.


Wahlberg was properly jetlagged for one thing :)

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I've been posting on Dennis and then here for over seven years now.

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coming up to 9 years for me...


Sun Feb 26, 2012 8:46 pm
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I'm starting to notice that the children of my cousins and friends have facebook accounts. I'm sure there is a minimum age requirement but they would appear to have bypassed this by claiming to be ten years older than they are, and by not posting photos of themselves. The parents are certainly aware as they are 'friends' with their offspring.

Also a friend in Denmark has just given a smartphone to her 9 year old daughter, and she is one of the last children in her class to get one.

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Grass them up.

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Just over 7 years here...

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I joined the dennis forum around 2002 :shock: I know for sure I registered about 2-3 years before that, but I think I forgot my username/password so reregistered.

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