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I'm going to Skye with a couple of mates for a climbing / drinking / midge RP holiday in the summer.

It occurred to me that I've not been climbing for over 20 years. Then a pigeon on my TV aerial suggested that I make a climbing wall up the back of my house. I like this idea a lot.

Has anyone here built a climbing wall? Is it normal?

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I like this idea a lot.
Me too!
That's an excellently awesome idea.

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okenobi wrote:
All I know so far is that Mark, Jimmy Olsen and Peter Parker use Nikon and everybody else seems to use Canon.
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Well you obviously. You're a one man vortex of despair.


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how many packets of crisps this month?

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timark_uk wrote:
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how many packets of crisps this month?
Not so many, but we are only a third of the way through it and there's more than half a dozen big bags in the kitchen cupboard. (8+)

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All I know so far is that Mark, Jimmy Olsen and Peter Parker use Nikon and everybody else seems to use Canon.
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timark_uk wrote:
brataccas wrote:
timark_uk wrote:
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how many packets of crisps this month?
Not so many, but we are only a third of the way through it and there's more than half a dozen big bags in the kitchen cupboard. (8+)

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Hula hoops ???? :P


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I was angry the other day.

I bought the "meaty multi pack" of hoola-hoops.

There were 2 chicken, 2 beef and 3 plain. This was not what I expected!

I was sharing between 3 people. That's a deficiency in the meaty department! Luckily one guy preferred the "original failure", but I still felt short changed :evil:

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when mad cow disease existed when I was at primary school, I avoided all beef things. Had beef flavoured hula hoops and then realised what I just ate. Suddenly felt "stoned" and as though im going down a really really fast elevator, never experianced anything like it. Amazing what your mind can do

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I would put good money on beef flavour crisps having never been near a cow. :lol:

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I would put good money on beef flavour crisps having never been near a cow. :lol:


I was extremely stupid at primary school

so stupid that a teacher actually verbally called me "stupid" ;) (my IQ is only 113 :( )




If I sell stuff on ebay and they pay by paypal does the money go directly into my bank or stuck in my paypal account? :cry:

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I was extremely stupid at primary school

so stupid that a teacher actually verbally called me "stupid" ;) (my IQ is only 113 :( )

That is in the top of average range. Nothing stupid there.

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brataccas wrote:
belchingmatt wrote:
I would put good money on beef flavour crisps having never been near a cow. :lol:


I was extremely stupid at primary school

so stupid that a teacher actually verbally called me "stupid" ;) (my IQ is only 113 :( )




If I sell stuff on ebay and they pay by paypal does the money go directly into my bank or stuck in my paypal account? :cry:


It will go to your PayPal account. You can then transfer the money to your bank.

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Amnesia10 wrote:
brataccas wrote:
I was extremely stupid at primary school

so stupid that a teacher actually verbally called me "stupid" ;) (my IQ is only 113 :( )

That is in the top of average range. Nothing stupid there.

Indeed. The IQ range is 'scaled' so the exact average IQ is 100. See the graph below...

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By that graph, 113 is roughly in the top quarter of the population.

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