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Argh! We can't decide on the best images to print!

I hate making decisions. :(

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Mon Aug 24, 2009 9:01 am
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I think someone's stalking me on these 'ere forums... *looks shifty* *checks behind curtains* *realises has blinds. EPIC FAIL*
Does this account for your lack of postings recently?

Nope. That'd be A) Lack of internet connection B) Presence of (now completed) uni work. I don't much mind said stalker. Was just wanting them to comment on my post about them commenting...

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I'm not in a good mood. I don't know why. I'm just not. Oh well, I'll try telling myself a few jokes... or something :roll:

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John's hot. No denying it. But he's hardly Karen now, is he ;)

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I was in a foul mood most of last week. It's lifted a bit now, but still lurking there.

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I'm not in a good mood. I don't know why. I'm just not. Oh well, I'll try telling myself a few jokes... or something :roll:


Two nuns are sitting on a park bench when a flasher runs up, whips open his coat and wiggles his todger at them before running off.

One nun had a stroke. The other one couldn't reach...

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Trying to decide what I fancy for lunch... chicken or duck.

It's alright folks, just ignore me. I'm in a fowl mood today ;) :p :roll:

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okenobi wrote:
John's hot. No denying it. But he's hardly Karen now, is he ;)

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John_Vella wrote:
Trying to decide what I fancy for lunch... chicken or duck.

It's alright folks, just ignore me. I'm in a fowl mood today ;) :p :roll:


That's no yoke

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I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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saspro wrote:
John_Vella wrote:
Trying to decide what I fancy for lunch... chicken or duck.

It's alright folks, just ignore me. I'm in a fowl mood today ;) :p :roll:


That's no yoke


Egg-shell-ent! It wasn't really, but the pun seemed to fit. ;) :P :lol: :roll:

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John's hot. No denying it. But he's hardly Karen now, is he ;)

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Sorry :roll:
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These jokes are all rather mediyolker

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You should all be eggs-terminated for crimes against jokes!!

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jonlumb wrote:
I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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jonlumb wrote:
I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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Why is it, everytime things start to look like they're on the up, it all comes crashing back down?

I hate this hole.

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You should all be eggs-terminated for crimes against jokes!!


Nay, you'd be too chicken.

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Blue_Nowhere wrote:
Why is it, everytime things start to look like they're on the up, it all comes crashing back down?

I hate this hole.


:( What's up Blue?


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