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Why is it, everytime things start to look like they're on the up, it all comes crashing back down?

I hate this hole.


:( What's up Blue?


Sorry, just not feeling too great at the moment. :(

Edit: and I know that's not really an answer to your question, but I'm not sure I can provide any sort of explanation.

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Blue_Nowhere wrote:
Why is it, everytime things start to look like they're on the up, it all comes crashing back down?

I hate this hole.


It's not just you. There's definitely something in the air this week. I'm having a 'mare of a day, so is Batman. In fact, I am on the verge of giving up and going back home to bed.

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It's not just you. There's definitely something in the air this week. I'm having a 'mare of a day, so is Batman. In fact, I am on the verge of giving up and going back home to bed.


I work from home and feel like just going back to bed. Only Tuesday and already the week is circling the drain.

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This week is definitely dragging already :( , though I think I can cheer you lot up a bit.

Basically I'm standing there this morning in just my boxers taking the first p1ss of the day when I hear this low humming noise. Thinking it's just a fly, I don't even look around. Unfortunately, it's the largest wasp I've ever seen - this thing could have had MOD stamped on it - and he's heading towards me the way small helicopters land in films...

With only one hand free and trying not to piss everywhere, I have to stand there for what felt like the the longest pee of my life, swatting at this flying terrorist like something demented. Talk about feeling exposed :shock:

Put it this way, I left the git to it so he's probably still in there :oops:

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Time to write a new CV.
This is getting out of hand.

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Time to write a new CV.
This is getting out of hand.


Now that is something I know a bit about... I've just updated mine, (and had it checked by the person who has been helping us update our CVs at work, due to possible redundancies) so if you need any pointers give me a shout.

Thinking about it, I could always email you a copy if you want to see what a "modern" CV looks like.

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John_Vella wrote:
saspro wrote:
Time to write a new CV.
This is getting out of hand.


Now that is something I know a bit about... I've just updated mine, (and had it checked by the person who has been helping us update our CVs at work, due to possible redundancies) so if you need any pointers give me a shout.

Thinking about it, I could always email you a copy if you want to see what a "modern" CV looks like.


Any chance you could send it to me as well?

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jonlumb wrote:
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saspro wrote:
Time to write a new CV.
This is getting out of hand.


Now that is something I know a bit about... I've just updated mine, (and had it checked by the person who has been helping us update our CVs at work, due to possible redundancies) so if you need any pointers give me a shout.

Thinking about it, I could always email you a copy if you want to see what a "modern" CV looks like.


Any chance you could send it to me as well?


No problem. If you PM me your email address I'll whizz a copy over.

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John's hot. No denying it. But he's hardly Karen now, is he ;)

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