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Time to write a new CV.
This is getting out of hand.


Now that is something I know a bit about... I've just updated mine, (and had it checked by the person who has been helping us update our CVs at work, due to possible redundancies) so if you need any pointers give me a shout.

Thinking about it, I could always email you a copy if you want to see what a "modern" CV looks like.


Any chance you could send it to me as well?

me too. :lol: :lol: ;)

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Tue Aug 25, 2009 11:56 pm
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I've got some documents kicking about regarding how to make a CV. I'll find and upload them somewhere if anyones interested, and if you want to see a kick-ass CV, drop me a PM...

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Hmmm, I poked my ear with a cotton bud, except the cotton bud fell apart and I just poked my ear with a stick...It's bleeding and feels quit unpleasent :shock:


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Megan Fox to play Catwoman in new Batman movie

http://www.samaylive.com/news/megan-fox ... 50959.html

Must be true, it was in The Sun... ;)

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simpsons creationism vs evolution I nearly wet myself :lol:

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forquare1 wrote:
Hmmm, I poked my ear with a cotton bud, except the cotton bud fell apart and I just poked my ear with a stick...It's bleeding and feels quit unpleasent :shock:


Serves you right for poking yourself in the ear!!!!

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I must say I've never heard of ear drum piercing before.

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I watched the Red Arrows after work this evening.
Well done chaps, if you're reading, I enjoyed that.

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I saw them three times last weekend. That makes five times this year. 8-)

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That was good, but actually more like South Park than the Simpsons :o

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I don't understand why I've just received an email dated up as 05/09/2019. This date appears on Thunderbird and webmail :?

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I don't understand why I've just received an email dated up as 05/09/2019. This date appears on Thunderbird and webmail :?

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Maybe its from the future trying to warn you about SKYNET!!!!!

"Are you pg2114..prepare for termination!"

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Maybe its from the future trying to warn you about SKYNET!!!!!

"Are you pg2114..prepare for termination!"

It seems to be from the future warning me that Viagra prices are at an all time low. Hmmm...

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pg2114 wrote:
I don't understand why I've just received an email dated up as 05/09/2019. This date appears on Thunderbird and webmail :?
Probably so it appears at the top of your inbox no matter how many e-mails you get.

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Probably so it appears at the top of your inbox no matter how many e-mails you get

Are you defending the good people at ViagraChem? No wonder your egg keeps rocking :shock: ;)

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