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timark_uk wrote:
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I don't understand why I've just received an email dated up as 05/09/2019. This date appears on Thunderbird and webmail :?
Probably so it appears at the top of your inbox no matter how many e-mails you get.

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I once got talking to a guy who decided to tell me aaaaaaaall about how mail servers work and how mail is sent and delivered...
The only thing I really got from the talk is that we're all lucky to actually recievce a sent email, and getting the right contents is a bonus...


Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:14 pm
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pg2114 wrote:
timark_uk wrote:
Probably so it appears at the top of your inbox no matter how many e-mails you get

Are you defending the good people at ViagraChem? No wonder your egg keeps rocking :shock: ;)

Peter.

Maybe they trawled through the medical records and found out you will have a problem and they just want you prepared? :lol:

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Thu Aug 27, 2009 1:01 pm
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I'm loosing my mind... or more accurately, I seem to have lost my lunch :?

I finished work about 6, and since I was driving past Tesco on the way home I stopped to do some shopping. I just now went to make my bacon and egg butty for tomorrow's brunch, and I can't find the bread!

I've checked the receipt. Everything is accounted for, except the bread. One white and one brown, nowhere to be found :cry:

I guess I left them on the check-out. That's the umpteenth "senior moment" this month :oops:

*adds "brain tonic" to shopping list*

I've only gone and bloody done it again, and this time it was expensive :(

I've phoned the shop. They put me on hold while someone went to check the checkout. I was then cut off. I phoned back twice and was cut off again. I phoned back a while later and was told "computer says no", which is curious since the first time she specifically said that someone would go to the checkout to check with no mention of a computer screen.

The items in question were a pair of shoes and some socks. It was an emergency purchase at 9pm after a 15 hour day of work, and I was so tired I was falling asleep in the car. I also bought my weeks shopping, and everything is accounted for except the footwear. I'm currently having to black my feet and hope no one notices, because my "old" shoes I bought 10 weeks ago have completely fallen to bits.

As my cat used to say, "I hate shoes."

I wish I could remember to buy that brain juice :|

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Some [LIFTED] hit my parked car yesterday and made a bit of a mess of my front wing.
I'm not very happy.
Didn't leave a note, just a scratch and a dented, rippled wing.
[LIFTED]. :evil:

My interweb issue is also preventing me from ordering film stock. [LIFTED] cheers, Al Gore. ;)

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Thu Aug 27, 2009 8:06 pm
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This forum is stopping me from doing my monthly timesheets, which I have to do in order to get paid.

Here's an idea... why don't they turn timesheet filling in into a game? That'd make it more fun. something like ... AARRGGHH

Must... stop... procrastinating... and... do... timesheets... NOW!

:roll:

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John's hot. No denying it. But he's hardly Karen now, is he ;)

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Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:26 am
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John_Vella wrote:
Must... stop... procrastinating...


Why brake the habit of a life time :D

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Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:32 am
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Off to my first match of the (pre)season tonight. Wahoooo! It's been several months!

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AlunD wrote:
John_Vella wrote:
Must... stop... procrastinating...


Why brake the habit of a life time :D


Cheeky git!

Anyway, I've done it now so ha!

:lol:

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okenobi wrote:
John's hot. No denying it. But he's hardly Karen now, is he ;)

John Vella BSc (Hons), PGCE - Still the official forum prankster and crude remarker :P
Sorry :roll:
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John_Vella wrote:

Cheeky git!

Anyway, I've done it now so ha!

:lol:


you disappoint me Vella.

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jonlumb wrote:
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Cheeky git!

Anyway, I've done it now so ha!

:lol:


you disappoint me Vella.


I'm sure you'll get over it, eventually, but at least there's a chance that I might get paid ;)

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John's hot. No denying it. But he's hardly Karen now, is he ;)

John Vella BSc (Hons), PGCE - Still the official forum prankster and crude remarker :P
Sorry :roll:
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Cannot... resitst... buying... new....tripod... for... this... weekend

It even inspired me to write a song
(to the tune of O Christmas Tree)

O Mastercard! O Mastercard!
How lovely is your plastic;
Buy a lot using chip and pin
I know I have commited sin!
O Mastercard! O Mastercard!
How lovely is your plastic.

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I can't believe it's the last week of August already :( What happens if Summer arrives and can't find us 'cos we're all dressed in September??

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It's Friday.

Whooooooohooooooo

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It's Friday.

Whooooooohooooooo


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And exams are now officially over, as is the chance I have of getting into the third year.

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I need to pee.

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okenobi wrote:
John's hot. No denying it. But he's hardly Karen now, is he ;)

John Vella BSc (Hons), PGCE - Still the official forum prankster and crude remarker :P
Sorry :roll:
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