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Geiseric
Doesn't have much of a life
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:35 pm
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Location: Ipswich
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An elephant’s penis weighs half a hundredweight 
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| Fri Jun 04, 2010 5:03 pm |
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belchingmatt
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri May 15, 2009 3:16 am
Posts: 6146
Location: Middle Earth
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Approximately 25kg in real money.
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Dive like a fish, drink like a fish!
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If one is diving so close to the limits that +/- 1% will make a difference then the error has already been made.
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| Fri Jun 04, 2010 5:12 pm |
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Amnesia10
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Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:02 am
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Location: Guantanamo Bay (thanks bobbdobbs)
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That the terrorist Cookbook is available on the Amazon website and one review called it a must buy classic.
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| Fri Jun 04, 2010 10:28 pm |
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belchingmatt
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri May 15, 2009 3:16 am
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Location: Middle Earth
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Someone recently has been in trouble for downloading that.
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If one is diving so close to the limits that +/- 1% will make a difference then the error has already been made.
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Amnesia10
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Location: Guantanamo Bay (thanks bobbdobbs)
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Yes 3 years gaol for that. I did not read download or even search for it, an acquaintance found it on Amazon and read the review.
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belchingmatt
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri May 15, 2009 3:16 am
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Location: Middle Earth
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Should have just bought the MacGyver boxset.
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Dive like a fish, drink like a fish!
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If one is diving so close to the limits that +/- 1% will make a difference then the error has already been made.
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pcernie
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Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm
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Location: Belfast
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That would explain a lot  An 'acquaintance', eh?  _________________Plain English advice on everything money, purchase and service related:
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| Sat Jun 05, 2010 8:23 am |
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Amnesia10
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Location: Guantanamo Bay (thanks bobbdobbs)
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Yes but with my luck it could well as be the MaGruber DVD. _________________Do concentrate, 007... "You are gifted. Mine is bordering on seven seconds." https://www.dropbox.com/referrals/NTg5MzczNTkhttp://astore.amazon.co.uk/wwwx404couk-21
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fakesnake
Occasionally has a life
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:30 am
Posts: 138
Location: lost in the wilderness
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You can not fly a rc helicopter while sneezing, that fact cost me £150 in spare parts. 
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finlay666
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:40 pm
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Location: Newcastle
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Do the balls make it up to the full hundredweight?  _________________TwitterCharlie Brooker: Macs are glorified Fisher-Price activity centres for adults; computers for scaredy cats too nervous to learn how proper computers work; computers for people who earnestly believe in feng shui.
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Amnesia10
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Location: Guantanamo Bay (thanks bobbdobbs)
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Full or empty?  _________________Do concentrate, 007... "You are gifted. Mine is bordering on seven seconds." https://www.dropbox.com/referrals/NTg5MzczNTkhttp://astore.amazon.co.uk/wwwx404couk-21
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finlay666
Spends far too much time on here
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Location: Newcastle
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I wouldn't want to find out!
_________________TwitterCharlie Brooker: Macs are glorified Fisher-Price activity centres for adults; computers for scaredy cats too nervous to learn how proper computers work; computers for people who earnestly believe in feng shui.
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| Sat Jun 05, 2010 10:07 pm |
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Amnesia10
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Location: Guantanamo Bay (thanks bobbdobbs)
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But don't you think that the elephant would like to know? _________________Do concentrate, 007... "You are gifted. Mine is bordering on seven seconds." https://www.dropbox.com/referrals/NTg5MzczNTkhttp://astore.amazon.co.uk/wwwx404couk-21
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james_g1
Occasionally has a life
Joined: Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:10 pm
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Statistically, six out of seven dwarfs are "not Happy."
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3.141592... you know the rest.
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ProfessorF
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:56 pm
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There's a really poor taste version of that joke. Prior to moulting, the African penguin's weight goes up from about 2 kilograms to about 4 kilograms.
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