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brataccas wrote:
assasinators posts are more and more strange, Im going to assume hes not normal and I wont take in any of the info from his brainwashing misleading books :P (no offence) :oops:


No offence taken. It is incredibly hard to offend me.

I don't consider learning about women and what they like brainwashing. I'm sure they would tell you themselves to just ask what they like. The only problem with that, is that what women say they like, and what they actually respond well to is not the same thing. If you do all the things that a woman says she likes, you'll likely not get anywhere with her.

Also, women will say they like things that fit into four distinct categories, but if you point out what those are, the four categories are quite general but prove the point that women only really want four things in life out of a partner, they will get angry because they don't like to think of themselves as simple or easily manipulated, which they are by the wrong people.


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Bratty, the lurgy is the cold that'd going round at the given time...


Or any virus doing the rounds. The current one being swine flu :twisted:


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Guess what? It's fridayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy and we all look and Mr K and wonder.......

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Caz is correct though


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I have a dream, that one day....Krkkxkkxuxkxkxkkkuukuk will post on this thread and just say; "Asked her out, she said yes"

I think the forum might implode though.

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lol you never know eh? one day

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I think on that day my head would probably spin round and explode!! :lol:

So, nothing yet then?

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I think on that day my head would probably spin round and explode!! :lol:

So, nothing yet then?

It's early yet, give the boy a chance :)


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Guess what day of the week it is? :roll: :lol:

Happy damn Friday all!

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Guess what day of the week it is? :roll: :lol:

Happy damn Friday all!


Yay!

I successfully spoke to a girl this week in a bar, I said, "You have a good night on Saturday? You were having fun when I spoke to you!"

She replied with........"Sorry who are you?" :roll: :lol:

So kxkxuxkxkxuxkxkxuxkxjxuxkxkxuxkxkxkxuxkx what's happening?

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She replied with........"Sorry who are you?" :roll: :lol:

Ah, so you got the injunction order overturned then :D.

This thread is the list's 'Waiting for Godot'.

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I'm beginning to think KRKux is going to be single for a very long time, this thread has been going for how long now? He hasn't even plucked up the courage to ask, let alone date....even Bratty's got that far :D

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I'm beginning to think KRKux is going to be single for a very long time, this thread has been going for how long now? He hasn't even plucked up the courage to ask, let alone date....even Bratty's got that far :D


I think you may have a point there... has he even spoken to her?

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Dear all,

I would like to get one thing straight...

...I CAN talk to girls, just that one is hard for me now.

I went on a date with a girl on tuesday, and didn't like her...

...with the girl at work its going good, got her number, so time will tell.

Yours Sincerely.

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...with the girl at work its going good, got her number, so time will tell.


Whoa, hang on a minute young man....is this one of the original girls?!?!!?

And you got her number?!?!?!?!?

Why wasn't there a news flash about this?!?!?!?! Why didn't we get a massive update?!?!?!?!?

I mean, WTF?!?!??!?!?!?

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KRKux wrote:
Dear all,

I would like to get one thing straight...

...I CAN talk to girls, just that one is hard for me now.

I went on a date with a girl on tuesday, and didn't like her...

...with the girl at work its going good, got her number, so time will tell.

Yours Sincerely.

K


Well, just take it easy, relax, be confident in yourself, (but not to the point of arrogance) and good luck!

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